Howard: Greetings, homies, homette.
Howard: In romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more.
Howard: Before you and Penny hooked up, did she ask for any kind of commitment?
Leonard: No, she was pretty clear about wanting to keep her options open.
Sheldon: Thank you Kripke for depriving me of the oppotunity to share my news with my friends!
Kripke: My pleasure!
Sheldon: My thank you was not sincere.
Kripke: Hm, but my pleasure is!
Sheldon: My mother is very excited. She’s convening her Bible study group to listen in, and then pray for my soul.
Penny: Yo, Raj, talk to me.
Howard: She wants a commitment and I’m not sure she’s my type.
Penny: She agreed to go out with you for free. What more do you need?
Howard: Look, Bernadette is really nice. I just always thought when I finally settle down into a relationship, it would be with someone, you know, different.
Penny: Different how?
Howard: Well, you know, more like Megan Fox from Transformers, or Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica.
Penny: Are you high?
Leonard: You’d have a better shot with the three-breasted Martian hooker from Total Recall. Howard: Okay, now you’re just being unrealistic.
Penny: Howard, you’re going to throw away a great girl like Bernadette because you’re holding out for some ridiculous fantasy?
Howard: Hey, just because you settled doesn’t mean I have to.
Leonard: Excuse me, I’m sitting here.
Penny: Hey, I did not settle for Leonard. I mean, obviously, he isn’t the kind of guy I usually go out with, you know, physically.
Leonard: Again, I’m right here.
Penny: My point is, I do not judge a book by its cover. I am interested in the person underneath.
Leonard: I am here, right? You see me.
Howard: So nice you could join me this evening, you're looking lovely as always.
Katee Sackhoff: Thanks Howard, always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.
Raj: We are from the Lollipop guild and we want you!
Raj: You can’t sink. With all that helium in you, you’re lucky you don’t float away.
Raj: I didn't come here to help, I came here to mock.
Penny: Oh, gee, you’re too late. Scarlett Johansson and Wonder Woman were just in here trolling around for neurotic, little weasels.
Howard: I’m never going to find another girl like you who likes me and is, you know, real.
Raj: Oh, Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor.
Sheldon: You flatter me, sir.
Raj: Well, I’m going back to India. What’s your plan?
Howard: In romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more.
Howard: Before you and Penny hooked up, did she ask for any kind of commitment?
Leonard: No, she was pretty clear about wanting to keep her options open.
Sheldon: Thank you Kripke for depriving me of the oppotunity to share my news with my friends!
Kripke: My pleasure!
Sheldon: My thank you was not sincere.
Kripke: Hm, but my pleasure is!
Sheldon: My mother is very excited. She’s convening her Bible study group to listen in, and then pray for my soul.
Penny: Yo, Raj, talk to me.
Howard: She wants a commitment and I’m not sure she’s my type.
Penny: She agreed to go out with you for free. What more do you need?
Howard: Look, Bernadette is really nice. I just always thought when I finally settle down into a relationship, it would be with someone, you know, different.
Penny: Different how?
Howard: Well, you know, more like Megan Fox from Transformers, or Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica.
Penny: Are you high?
Leonard: You’d have a better shot with the three-breasted Martian hooker from Total Recall. Howard: Okay, now you’re just being unrealistic.
Penny: Howard, you’re going to throw away a great girl like Bernadette because you’re holding out for some ridiculous fantasy?
Howard: Hey, just because you settled doesn’t mean I have to.
Leonard: Excuse me, I’m sitting here.
Penny: Hey, I did not settle for Leonard. I mean, obviously, he isn’t the kind of guy I usually go out with, you know, physically.
Leonard: Again, I’m right here.
Penny: My point is, I do not judge a book by its cover. I am interested in the person underneath.
Leonard: I am here, right? You see me.
Howard: So nice you could join me this evening, you're looking lovely as always.
Katee Sackhoff: Thanks Howard, always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.
Raj: We are from the Lollipop guild and we want you!
Raj: You can’t sink. With all that helium in you, you’re lucky you don’t float away.
Raj: I didn't come here to help, I came here to mock.
Penny: Oh, gee, you’re too late. Scarlett Johansson and Wonder Woman were just in here trolling around for neurotic, little weasels.
Howard: I’m never going to find another girl like you who likes me and is, you know, real.
Raj: Oh, Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor.
Sheldon: You flatter me, sir.
Raj: Well, I’m going back to India. What’s your plan?
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