4/27/2011

My own. My love. My precious.

Sheldon: I’m the smart one, Wolowitz is the funny one, and Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you, by default, as the muscle.

Leonard: Don’t panic, this is better.
Penny: Oh, no, you didn’t trade the food for magic beans, did you?

Penny: Yeah, sometimes I don’t listen, sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down.

Howard: Where's my dad, puppet?!

Howard: Looks like someone drew a penis on him.
Raj: Huh? That’ll come off.
Howard: You see what you’re doing? Stop that.

Sheldon: One ring to rule them all.
Raj: One ring to find them.
Howard: One ring to bring them all.
Leonard: And in the darkness bind them.
Raj: Holy crap are we nerdy!

Penny: The first piece of jewellery my boyfriend gives me is a prop from a movie, and I don’t even get to keep it?
Howard: If you had gone out with me three years ago, by now, you’d have my great Aunt Ida’s brooch that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat.
Leonard: How am I looking now?

Leonard: What was that?
Penny: Sheldon tried to steal the ring so I punched him.
Leonard: That's my girl!

Howard: You know, there’s a point when this becomes idiotic.
Leonard: And it wasn’t when we were driving like this?

Leonard: You want to talk about endless patience? Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the City.
Raj: There are six seasons, dude.
Leonard: Oh, crap!
Raj: No, no, no, the sixth season is great. We go to Paris with Carrie and get our heart broken, and then Mr. Big shows up, we don’t know if we can trust him again. It’s a wild ride.

Raj: Okay, everybody, and plie. And relevae.

Sheldon: Waterfalls. Crashing waves. Babbling brooks.
Howard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Subliminal messaging. I’m going to make you want to pee. Dripping faucets. Leaky gutter. Peeing.

Sheldon: So, just to clarify, when you say 3, do we stand up or do we pee?

Sheldon: Where's the ring?
Leonard: It's in a Fedex box on it's way back to where it came from.
Rajesh: The fires of Mount Doom?

Penny: Ugh, gotta go back to dating dumb guys from the gym.

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