4/09/2011

How is doable anything but a compliment?

Sheldon: Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?
Rajesh: As with my father I both love and fear it.

Leonard: Sorry, you little nerd, you were just in the wrong boys’ room at the wrong time.

Sheldon: This is an auspicious moment, like Robert Oppenhiemer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.
Rajesh: How about, die toaster, die!
Leonard: That'll do it!

Howard: I’m going home to live my creepy, pathetic life.

Howard's mother: Howard, the phone is ringing!
Howard: Here’s a crazy idea, Ma, answer it!

Kripke: We're all pathetic and cweepy, that's why we fight wobots.

Leonard: He’s been in bed for two days.
Penny: Yeah, probably with a blow-up doll.
Leonard: He’s not with a… does it really matter who or what he’s with?

Leonard:You know, like, most of the time, you’re the easygoing Bruce Banner, but then, when you get angry, you kind of turn into, like, you know, grrrrr!
Penny: I turn into a bear?

Leonard: Thank you. I should probably give you a heads up about his mother.
Penny: What about her?
Leonard: She’s a delightful woman. You’ll love her.

Penny: Your mom seems nice.
Howard: People move away from her on the bus.

Penny: I’ve been informed that you have feelings.

Sheldon: I did this. Monte was killed by my hubris and my pride. No matter what anybody says, this is my fault.
Raj: No one’s arguing with you, dude.

Howard: The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.

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