I'm Batman!

e2 s1

Penny: Maybe we should just slow things down a little.
Leonard: I didn't mean to go into your apartment to... go fast.

Leonard: Bite me!

Leonard: Okay, so, she said she wants to slow things down. It's like saying "I'm really enjoying this meal, I'm going to slow down and savour it."
Howard: No, it's like "this fish tastes bad, so I'm going to slow down and spit it out".

Raj: They also don't care for it if you stare at them and hyperventilate. Sadly, that's my home run swing.

Sheldon: Why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock.

Penny: Has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a braniac?
Sheldon: Oh well, a few years ago he did go out with a woman who had a PhD in French Literature.
Penny: How is that not a braniac?
Sheldon: Well, for one thing, she was French. For another, it was literature.

Sheldon: You thought the opposite of stupid loser was community collage graduate?

Penny: I'll absolutely die of embarrassment.
Sheldon: That's physiologically impossible.

Sheldon: This mind doesn't forget. I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breast feeding me. It was a drizzly Tuesday.

Sheldon: It's my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag. Recommended by the department of homeland security. And Sarah Connor.

Howard: How's the air matress?
Sheldon: It's ok, if you don't mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.

Howard: Maybe you'd be happier on a park bench?
Sheldon: I don't see any way to get a park bench in here.

Sheldon: I'm counting catwomen.

Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handfull of my mother's Valium in it. TAG YOU'RE IT!

Sheldon: I promised Penny.
Leonard: Promised Penny what?
Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. Shhhhh!
Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret.
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN! SHHHH!

Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.

Schrodinger’s Cat

Sheldon: Mai du lui tsa.
Howard: You just called Leonard a syphilitic donkey.
Sheldon: My apologies Leonard, I'm only as good as my teacher.

Leonard: I'm her friend, I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.
Howard: What, so you're saying that if in the depths of despair she throws herself at you and demands you take her, right there, right now, you'll just walk away?
Leonard: I said I'm her friend. Not her gay friend.

Raj: Incredible. You managed to screw up the screw up

Penny: Tell me the truth. am I just an idiot who picks giant losers?
Leonard: No. No.
Penny: Okay, so I pick good guys, but turn them into losers.
Leonard: Of course not.
Penny: Well, it's got to be one or the other, which is it?
Leonard: I'm sorry, what were the choices again?

Penny: Yes, I'll go out with you.
Leonard: Ready?
Penny: Yeah. Why not, I mean what do I've to lose.
Leonard: Yeah. That's the spirit.

Penny: I guess you're aware that Leonard asked me out.
Sheldon: Well, he didn't actually say anything but when he came back to the apartment he was doing a dance that brought to mind the happy hippos in Fantasia.

Penny: So, I've known for a while that Leonard has had a little crush on me...
Sheldon: A little crusch? Well I suppose so, in the same way Menelaus had a little crush on Helen of Troy.

Penny: Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.
Sheldon: Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.

Penny: I'm sorry, I don't get the point.
Sheldon: Well of course you don't get it, I haven't made it yet.

Leonard: Wow, that's brilliant!
Sheldon: You sound surpriced.

The laundry is out of the hamper

Leonard: My parents focused on celebrating achievements and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.

Sheldon: It's actually based on very sound theories, his mother published a paper on it.
Penny: What was it called "I hate my son and that's why he can't have cake?".

Howard: Make sure the remember no neanuts.
Leonard: Howard, every Thai restraunt in town knows you can't eat peanuts. When they see me coming they say, 'Ah! No peanut boy!'

Penny: He just dosen't know he wnats one because he's never had one.
Howard: I suppose that's possible, but for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.
Penny: Howard, here's the difference. The possibility exists that Leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezes over.
Howard: Fine. If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it. I'm just kidding, yes you can. Can you bring a friend?

Howard: Try telling him it's a non optional social convention.
Penny: What?
Howard: Just do it!
Penny: It's a non optional social convention.
Sheldon: Oh! Fair enough.
Howard: He came with a manual.

Howard: Don't ask.
Sheldon: The entire institution of gift giving makes no sense.
Howard: Too late.
Sheldon:Let's say that I go out and I spend fifty dollars on you, it's a laborious activity, because I have to imagine what you ned, whereas you know what you need. Now I can simplify things, just give you the fifty dollars directly and, you could give me fifty dollars on my birthday, and so on until one of us dies leaving the other one old and fifty dollars richer. And I ask you, is it worth it?
Howard: Told you not to ask.

Sheldon: Something he wouldn't buy for himself. Something like... oh, an 802.11n wireless router.

Howard: This granola bar, there's peanuts in it.
Leonard: Oh my God, why did you eat it?
Howard: I don't know, it was just there.
Leonard: Well, if I had a gun there, would you have shot youself?

Penny: Okay, how about this. You keep him there a little longer and when you get to the party I'll point out which of my friends are easy.
Howard: Don't toy with me, woman.
Penny: I've got a hot former fat girl with no self-esteem, I've got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around and an alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her lika a hat.
Howard: Thy will be done.

Rocket scientist

Howard: Shhh! Hot girl in Sheldon's office.
Leonard: Sheldon's office? Is she lost?

Sheldon: They were not friends, they were imaginary colleagues.

Penny: Wow, you don't look that much alike.
Howard: Can I get a hallelujah.
Sheldon: Fraternal twins come from two seperate eggs, they are no more alike than any other siblings.
Howard: Halllujah!

Raj: Hey, guess what I've been accepted as a test subject for a new miracle drug to overcome pathological shyness.

Raj: Have you ever heard of the Kama Sutra?
Missy: The sex book?
Raj: The Indian sex book. In other words if you wonder who wrote the book of love, it was us.

Leonard: If you like women who are tall... and perfect.

Sheldon: I'm not ignoring my sister. I'm ignoring all of you.

Rajesh: Missy. Do you enjoy pajamas?
Missy: I guess.
Rajesh: Yes, well, we Indians invented them. You're welcome.
Howard: Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.

Leonard: In what universe do I have Penny?
Howard: So I can have Penny?
Leonard: Hell no!

Sheldon: We shared a uterus for nine months, but since than we've pretty much gone our own separate ways.

Sheldon: Eat this slice of cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.

Howard: Oh, you poor, deluded bastard.

Sheldon: A weep for humanity.

It's like Nerdvana

Leonard: I just assumed. Who sells a full-sized time machine for $800?
Sheldon: In a vent diagram that would be an individual located within the intersection of the sets 'no longer want my time machine' and 'need $800'

Raj: Congratulations, you're the proud owner of a miniature time machine.
Howard: You lucky duck.

Leonard: Come on, guys, push!
Sheldon: If I push any harder I'm gonna give birth to my colon.

Howard: Talk about your chick magnets.
Raj: Oh yeah. The guy who lives next to me is always like, I've a jacuzzi on my balcony, I've a jacuzzi on my balcony. But wait until I tell him, I've got a time machine on my balcony. Stuff that in your speedos, Jacuzzi Bob!

Sheldon: I propose that we add pants must be worn at all times in the time machine.
Leonard: Seconded.
Howard: I was going to put down a towel.

Sheldon: Are you upset about something?
Leonard: What was your first clue?
Sheldon: Well there was a number of things. First the late hour, then you demeanors seems very low energy plus your irritability...
Leonard: Yes I'm upset!
Sheldon: Oh... I don't usually pick up on those things. Good for me.
Leonard: Yeah good for you.
Sheldon: (walks away and then turns back) Oh, wait. Did you want to talk about what's bothering you?
Leonard: I don't know... maybe.
Sheldon: Wow! I'm on fire tonight.

Sheldon: What are you doing?
Leonard: I'm packing up all my collectibles and taking them down to the comic book store to sell.
Sheldon: Well is that really necessary. If you need money you can always sell blood. And semen.

Howard: Mom, my bar-mizvah bonds, how much do I got? Thanks. I can go twenty six houndred dollars and two trees in Israel.

Sheldon: You hypocrite!
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Little Miss "grown up don't play with toys". If I were to go into that apartment right now, would I find Beanie Babies? Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies? And who is that Japanies feline I see frolicking on your shorts? Hello, Hello Kitts!

Penny: It is the things you love that make you who you are.
Howard: I guess that makes me large breasts.

AA versus PMS

Penny: Hi, can you help me, I was writing an email and the A key got stuck. Now it's just going "aaaaaa".
Leonard: What did you spill on it?
Penny: Nothing. Diet coke. And yoghurt. A little nail polish.

Penny: Wow, so in your world, you're like, the cool guys.
Howard: Recognise.

Penny: You know, it's none of my business, but isn't a guy who can't speak in front of women going to hold you back a little?
Leonard: Oh, uh, he'll be okay once the women are mixed into the crowd. He only has a problem when they're one and one and smell nice.
Penny: Oh, thanks Raj, it's vanilla oli.

Sheldon: What do manner have to do with it? This is war.

Leonard: you're a friend, and you like Batman, and cookies, and you're off the team.

Sheldon: Oh, and one more thing, it's on bitch.

Raj: I say we wait until he looks at us then laugh, like "Yes, you're a smart and strong competitor but we're also smart and strong and we have a reasonable chance in defeating you".
Leonard: How exactly would that laugh go?
Raj: Hihihihihii-iii
Wolowitz: That's more like: We're tall thin women who want to make a coat out of your Dalmatians.

Howard: Sometimes you've got to take one for the team.
Raj: Yeah. Suck up, dude.

Penny: So, how do you feel? Nice and loose? Come to play? Got your game face on? ... Are you ready?

Hello, Oompa-Loompas of science.

Sheldon: Here's the problem with teleportation.
Leonard: Lay it on me.

Leonard: Would the new Sheldon be in any way an improvement on the old Sheldon?
Sheldon: No, he would be exactly the same.
Leonard: That is a problem.
Sheldon: So, you see it too.

Gablehouser: And he's only fifteen years old.
Sheldon: Not bad, I myself started graduate school at fourteen.
Kim Dennis: Well, I lost a year while my family was tunnelling out of North Korea.
Leonard: Advantage Kim.
Leonard: It's like looking into an obnoxious little mirror, isn't it?

Penny: Still can't talk to me unless you're drunk, huh? Oh, Sweetie, you're so damaged.
Howard: Hey, I'm damaged, too. How about a hug for Howie?
Penny: Sure, Raj, hug Howard.

Sheldon: Today, I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, to... You know, that other guy.
Howard: Antonio Salieri?
Sheldon: Oh God, now even you are smarter than me.

Penny: So, you've got a bit of competition, I really don't see what the big deal is.
Sheldon: Well of course you don't, you've never excelled at anything.
Penny: I don't understand, exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?
Howard: We liked Leonard.

Sheldon: I've decided you're right. My career is not over.
Leonard: Great.
Sheldon: But, since the arrival of Dennis Kim has rendered my research pointless, I just have to find something else to focus on.
Leonard: Great.
Sheldon: So Iive decided, I'm going to collaborate with you.
Leonard: Great.

Raj: Can you believe it! He watched me work for 10 minutes and than he tried to build a little peace of software that could replace me!
Leonard: Is that really possible?
Raj: As it turned out, yes.

Raj: We can't send him back to North Korea. He knows how to get out.

Raj: There was a very official email that was sent to eberyone where insurance files indicated they had daughters between the age of 14 and 16.
Gablehouser: Hm?
Howard: Smooth.
Raj: Thank you.

Raj: If we were in India this would be simpler. Five minutes with her dad, twenty goats and a laptop and we'd be done.

Leonard: The kid got a girl.
Raj: Unbelievable.
Howard: Did anyone see how he did it?

Howard: I guess times have changed since we were young. Smart is the new sexy.
Leonard: Then why do we go home alone every night? We're still smart.
Raj: Maybe we're too smart. So smart it's offputting.
Howard: Yeah, let's go with that.

Sheldon: Screw him, he was weak.

Code Milky Green

Sheldon: Checkmate.
Leonard: Oh, again?
Sheldon: Obviously, you're not suited for three dimensional chess. Perhaps three dimensional Candy Land would be more your speed.
Leonard: Just reset the board!
Sheldon: It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.

Sheldon: Think woman, who blew their nose and when?

Sheldon: I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down.
Leonard: I mix pancake batter in this!
Sheldon: No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.

Howard's mom: Howard it's the phone!
Howard: I know it's the phone ma' I HEAR THE PHONE!
Howard's mom: Who is calling at this ungodly hour?
Howard: I don't know!
Howard's mom: Well ask them why are they calling at this ungodly houer!
Howard: HOW CAN I ASK THEM WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!?. Hello?

Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm twenty six years old.
Howard's mom: Excuse me Mr. Grown-up. whadda-ya want for breakfast?
Howard: Chocolate milk and eggoes please!

Leonard: five movies, two hours apiece. It's a start.

Waitress: Homeless crazy guy at table eighteen.
Penny: No, just crazy.

Sheldon: All these people here are doomed!

Leonard: Just tell him to go home.
Penny: Well, he won't leave. He says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.

Raj: Here we go, ten and a half hours of apey goodness.

Sheldon: 'Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.' Now you.

Raj: How about Lasik?
Leonard: You want me to get eye surgery?
Raj: Would you rather go back to the apartment and deal with Sheldon or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam?
Howard: Well?
Leonard:I'm thinking

bippiby-boppidy-boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.

Penny: Let's go-oh-oh Ou-o-oooo-ut tonight. I have to go-oh-oh-oh ou-oooo-ut tonight.
Leonard: What the hell is that?
Sheldon: I don't know, but if cats could sing, they'd hate it too.

Sheldon: I am uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.
Leonard: What was I supposed to say?
Sheldon: You could have told her the truth.
Leonard: I could not have said that, it would have hurt her feelings.
Sheldon: Is that a relevant factor?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Then I suppose you could have agreed to go.
Leonard: What would I have said afterwards?
Sheldon: I would suggest something along the lines of "singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you and if you disagree, I recommend you do a CAT scan to locate the tumor which is pressing on the cognitive processing center of your brain".
Leonard: I couldn't say that, I would have to say, you were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again.
Sheldon: Why?
Leonard: It's the social protocol, it's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.

Sheldon: I was analysing our lie, and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the rule.
Leonard: How?
Sheldon: Simple. If she were to log on to www.socialphysicsgroup.org/activities/other, click on upcoming events, scroll sown to seminars, download the pdf schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, well then, bippiby-boppidy-boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.

Howard: No, I'm lost too. I think she skipped a step.

Howard: So, road trip to Long Beach.
Leonard: No, we're not going to Long Beach.
Raj: Why not?
Leonard: Because Sheldon doesn't have a drug addicted cousin Leopold.
Raj: Oh, too bad. I've always wanted to go to Long Beach.
Sheldon: It's a very nice community. The Queen Mary is docked there, once the largest ocean liner in the world, it's a hotel and restaurant where they host a surprisingly gripping murder mystery dinner.
Raj: Sounds fun.
Howard: I'm game.
Raj: Shotgun.
Sheldon: No, no no Leonard gets nauseous unless he sits in front, and even then it's iffy.
Leonard: Wait, are we really going to Long Beach?

Toby: This is amazing. Just sitting on a couch, watching TV with a woman. Not being drunk, or high, or... or... wondering if you're a dude down there.
Penny: Leo, you are a very sweet, really funny guy. You're gonna do okay.
Toby: One day at a time, Penny, one day at a time.
Leonard: How long is going to stay here?
Sheldon: He's a homeless drug addict, Leonard. Where's he going to go? Boy, you have a lot to learn about lying.

PARIS

Fall 2011 Ready-to-wear by John Galliano
de e som en film. som jag gärna skulle vara en del av. love.

edit

janne grönroos. haha.

Vasa the place to be

Har firat Pampas nationaldag i tre dagar i Vasa.

åbo-tammerfors-seinäjoki-vasa. 60eg fattigare.

torsdag.
dra fylla på tåget i brist på annat och med lite nördiga pojkar som sällskap.
nya bekantskaper och en trevlig kväll på fone.
goa vänner som låter en.två.tre personer sova på soffan och yra hem långt efter läggdagstider.
pizzax1

fredag.
olympiaden, flicka som int förstår bättre utan tar vårjackan till fortfarande väldigt kalla Vasa.
halarmärke. janne grönholm. dagbok. kvalite iphone bilder. ollis runda. förfest hos pedagogiska vännens vän. sockersöta hundar (aaw). 90s kareoke. pizzax1. överpackat fone. sean banan. rumpa, jul, rumpa remix. pizzax2
någon blev lite för full. andra lyckades inte ta in sig till baren. och en hamnade i butkan.

lördag.
pizzax1
sillis. dock missa själva festen.
Matti Aalto, kommer slå igenom i Amerika om cirka två år. Finland om ett.
förfest med två 15-åriga flickor.
Vasa hankeniter och en väldigt kort visit till fone.
en timme förlorat och en väldigt på g vän hem.

söndag.
busig vän som tyckte det var en fin idé att rita i mitt face på natten.
tåg med Hesa vännen.
hem igen till mina fyra vita väggar, som jag lärt mig att älska.

Awesome

Howard: I don't know, Sheldon, those topical conferences on Bowes-Einstein condensates parties are legendary.
Leonard: Foregt the parties.
Howard: Forget the parties? What a nerd.

Sheldon: Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a Nobel Prize is the day I begin my research on the drag co-efficient of tassles on flying carpets.
Raj: Hoo-hoo-hoo. The only thing missing from that insult was 'yo mamma'.

Howard: Oh no he didn't.

Leonard: It's a lot cooler when girls arn't looking at it.

Penny: Don't worry, I won't look.
Leonard: I know you won't look, why would you look, there's nothing to see, well, not nothing...
Penny: Sweetie, put the pants on.

Sheldon: Have fun presenting my "lucky hunch".

Leonard: In particle physics, twenty five is Woodstock.

Leonard: You cannot blow up my head with your mind.

Leonard: Oh, geez, does this suit really look that bad?
Sheldon: Forget your suit. Look at my arms flailing. I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin.

A virgin Cuba Libre

Leonard: Do you really need the Honorary Justice League of America Membership card?
Sheldon: It's been in every wallet I owned since I was five.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: It says keep this on your person at all times. It's right here under Batman's signature.

Howard: Is it just me, or does webchatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless.

Mrs Koothrappali: Do you remember Lalita Gupta?
Raj: The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable.

Sheldon: This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Yeah, I need to cancel my membership to the Planetarium. Yeah, well I'm sorry too, but there's just no room for you in my wallet. Yeah, I understand, but it was between you and the Museum of Natural History and, frankly, you don't have dinosaurs. Well I'll miss you too, bye bye. Okey, I know you're texting about me, and I'd really like you to stop.

Raj: What are you doing?
Howard: Don't worry, you'll thank me. Hello Lalita, Raj Koothrappali. Yes it is good to talk to you too. So, what are you wearing? Oh, not important, so, anyhow, when would you like to meet. Friday works for me. And I call you with the time and place, but in the meantime, keep it real babe. You may now thank me.
Raj: For what, making me sound like a Simpsons character?

Penny: I swear to God, Sheldon, one day I'm going to get the hang of talking to you.
Leonard: His mom's been saying that for years.

Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine... I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's... rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?

Penny: Okey, sweetie, I think it's the grasshopper talking.

Raj: It's a sweet green miracle.

Raj: How can I be a gynecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye!!

Sheldon: How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
Wolowitz: Every year at ComiCon. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house. Of course they prefer if you have a kid.

Raj: What just happened?
Leonard: Beats the hell out of me.
Howard: I'll tell you what just happened, I just learned how to pick up Indian chicks.

No liquids after 11pm.

Sheldon: If we're all through playing mock the flawed technology, can we get on with Halo night, we were supposed to start at eight, it is now 8:06.
Leonard: So? We'll start now.
Sheldon: Yes, first we have to decide if those lost six minutes will be coming out of game time, bathroom time or the pizza break.
Raj: We can split it two, two and two.
Howard: If we're having anchovies on the pizza we can't take it out of bathroom time.

Penny: She has absolutely no standards, this one time, she was at... where's Howard?
Howard: Bonjour mademoiselle, I understand you're new in town.
Sheldon: Oh good grief.

Leonard: Well, the only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.
Rajesh: Oh, great cut the foreign guy in half. There's a billion more where that came from.

Leonard: Wow Penny, you're on fire!
Penny:Yeah, so is Sheldon!

Sheldon: I don't know how, but she is cheating! Nobody can be that attractive and this skilled at a videogame.

Penny: Gosh, he's kind of a sore loser, isn't he?
Leonard: Well, to be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner.

Leonard: You know, Penny, we make such a good team, maybe we could enter a couple of Halo tournaments sometime.
Penny: Or we could just have a life.
Leonard: I guess for you that's an opition.

Sheldon: So, if there is an earthquake and the three of us are trapped here, we could be out of food by tomorrow afternoon.
Leonard: I'm sorry, are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay we might succumb to cannibalism?

Penny: Anything else I should know?
Sheldon: Yes. If you use my toothbrush I'll jump out that window. Please don't come to my funeral. Have a good night.

Leonard: Penny, you're always welcome to stay with us.
Sheldon: Oh, terrific, now we're running a cute little B&B.

Raj: Not only are there thousands of people starving in India, there's an Indian starving right here!

That's how we roll in the Shire!

Penny: I'm having a party on Saturday so if you guys are around you should come by.
Leonard: A party?
Penny: Yeah.
Howard: A boy-girl party?
Penny: Well, there will be boys, and there will be girls, and it's a party.

Howard: Gentlemen, to the sewing machines!

Raj: Or, we could walk right behind each other all night and look like one person going really fast.
Howard: No, no, no. It's a boy-girl party, this Flash runs solo.

Howard: Just a heads up fellas, if anyone gets lucky I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver.

Howard: I've got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.

Leonard: Come on.
Sheldon: Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?
Leonard: You. But I need a wing-man.

Kurt: You are lucky little dwarf.
Sheldon: He is a hobbit! Don't worry, I've got your back!

Leonard: What's that?
Sheldon: Tea. When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. 'There, there'. You wanna talk about it?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Good! 'There there' was really all I had.

Penny: Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive.

Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast.

Penny: Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello?
Leonard: Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.

Leslie: Come for the breasts, stay for the brains!

Sheldon: He asked her out once, it was an embarrassing failure.
Leonard: Thank you Sheldon.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry, was that supposed to be a secret?

Lesley: What can I say, I'm a passionate and impulsive woman. So how about it?
Leonard: Gee, uh...
Lesley: Is it the waitress?
Leonard: Penny? What about her?
Lesley: Well, I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her, which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction.

Sheldon: Hi Leonard. It's me, Sheldon. In the living room. I just, I wanted you to know I saw the tie. Message received. You're welcome. You carry on. Give my best to Lesley.

Sheldon: Someone touched my board. Oh God, my board. Leonard! Leonard!
Leonard: Hey, what's the matter?
Sheldon: My equations, someone's tampered with my equations.
Leonard: Are you sure?
Sheldon: Of course I'm sure. Look at the beta-function of quantum chrono-dynamics, the sign's been changed.
Leonard: Oh yeah. But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having?
Sheldon: Are you insane? Are you out of your mind? Are you... hey look, that fixes the problem I've been having.

Leonard: Sheldon, we have to go!
Sheldon: Boy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who just had sexual intercourse.

Howard: Hey, look it's Doctor Stud!
Leonard: Doctor what?
Howard: The blogosphere is a-buzzing with news of you and Lesley Winkle making eine kleine bang-bang music.
Leonard: Wha... how did it get on the internet?
Howard: I put it there.

Sheldon: Soup Plantation. You can't grow soup.

Hey, Whaddup science bitches?

Sheldon: You know, I'm not going to enjoy this party.
Leonard: I know, I'm familiar with you.

Raj: Oh God, look at this buffet. I love America.

Leonard: Howard brought a date?
Sheldon: A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.

Sheldon: I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
Penny: So you got canned, huh?
Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get 'canned'. But yeah.

Sheldon: This is great. Look at me, out in the real world of ordinary people, just living their ordinary, colourless, workaday lives.
Penny: Thank you.

Sheldon: I noticed that you purchase your tampons one month's supply at a time.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Well think about it, it's a product that doesn't spoil, and you're going to be needing them for at least the next thirty years.
Penny: You want me to buy thirty years worth of tampons?
Sheldon: Well, thirty, thirty five, hey, when did your mother go into menopause?

Sheldon: I read an article about Japanese scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jelly fish into other animals; and I thought "Hey! Fish night-lights".
Leonard: Fish night-lights ...
Sheldon: It's a billion dollar idea ... SHUSH!!!!

Mary Cooper: He gets his temper from his daddy.
Leonard: Oh.
Mary Cooper: He's got my eyes.
Leonard: I see.
Mary Cooper: All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.

Mary Cooper: I tell you, I love that boy to death but he has been difficult since he fell outta me at the K-Mart.

Mary Cooper: You know, you two make a cute couple.
Leonard: No, no we're not, we're not a couple, we're single, two singles, like those individually wrapped slices of cheese that are friends.
Mary Cooper: Did I pluck a nerve there?
Howard: Oh yeah.

Leonard: Sheldon, snap out of it!

She knows she's been Dated

Howard: Here we're gentlemen, the Gates of Elzebub.

Raj: Control, shift, B!

Sheldon: I am the sword master!

Leonard: Penny's fine, the guy she's kissing is really fine and...
Howard: Kissing, what kind of kissing? Cheeks? Lips? Chaste? French?
Leonard: What's wrong with you?
Howard: I'm a romantic.

Howard: Sheldon, if you were a robat, and I knew and you didn't. Would you want me to tell you?
Sheldon: That depends. When I learn that I'm a robat, will I be able to handle it?
Howard: Maybe, although the history of science-fiction is not on your side.
Sheldon: Uh, let me ask you this. When I learn that I'm a robot, would I be bound by Asimov's three laws of robotics?
Raj: You might be bound by them right now.

Leonard: Hey, what's going on?
Sheldon: The internet's been down for half an hour.

Leonard: We tried kissing, but the earth didn’t move… I mean any more than the 383 miles it was gonna move anyway!

Sheldon: Oh, I've seen that look before. This is just going to be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs, and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats.

Leonard: "She says, you don't know me and you don't even care... oh yeah."
Sheldon: Oh, good lord.

Leonard: You're right. I didn't ask her out, I should ask her out.
Sheldon: No, no, now that was not my point. My point is, don't buy a cat.
Leonard: No, but you're right. I should march over there and ask here out!
Sheldon: Oh, goody, we're getting a cat.

Leonard: How do I look?
Sheldon: Could you be more specific?
Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.

The pretty girl left

Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

Sheldon: Penny, I just want you to know that, you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.
Penny: What is he talking about?
Leonard: It's a joke.
Penny: I don't get it.

Leonard: I guess we'll just take [a TV cabinet] up [the stairs] ourselves.
Sheldon: We don't have a dolly, or lifting belts, or any measurable upper-body strength.
Leonard: We don't need strength. We're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever, and I can move the Earth. (Trying to move the box) It's just a matter of... I don't have this. I don't have this. I don't have it!
Sheldon: Archimedes would be so proud.

vill också ha ett star wars svärd som nattlampa och försvar. genius.

Sheldon: I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom is our living room and just outside our living room is that hallway and immediately adjacent to that hallway is [Penny's messed up apartment]!
Leonard: Do you realize if Penny wakes up there's no reasonable explanation to why we are here?
Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation.

Sheldon: If you have time to lean you have time to clean.

Sheldon: sarcasm?
Leonard: You think!

Leonard: You convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
Sheldon: You don't think that crosses the line?
Leonard: Yes... For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?

Penny: SON OF A BITCH!!
Leonard: Penny's up
Penny: YOU SICK GEEKY BASTARDS!
Leonard: How did she know it was us?
Sheldon: I may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.

Sheldon: Good bye honey puffs...helloo big bran.

Howard: Grab a napkin, homey, you just got served.

Howard: What's his problem?
Sheldon: His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.
Howard: Been there!

High IQ sperm bank

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Pelly: So you're like one of those, beautiful mind, genius guys.
Sheldon: Yeah.

the big bang theory
Sheldon e så min favorit. man kan inte få för mycket av honom.

Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

Leonard: I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You're lactose-intolerant.
Leonard: I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea.

Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting development.
Leonard: How so?
Sheldon: It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.

Leonard: What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? I'm a male and she's a female.
Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species.

åh. duschdraperiet och darth vader shampoo.

Leonard: Our children will be smart and beautiful!
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

PARIS

Fall 2011 Ready-to-wear by Elie Saab
det blir inte bättre än så här! <3

PARIS

Fall 2011 Ready-to-wear by Sonia Rykiel
I love Paris. this is my favorite part.