3/23/2011

Hey, Whaddup science bitches?

Sheldon: You know, I'm not going to enjoy this party.
Leonard: I know, I'm familiar with you.

Raj: Oh God, look at this buffet. I love America.

Leonard: Howard brought a date?
Sheldon: A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.

Sheldon: I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
Penny: So you got canned, huh?
Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get 'canned'. But yeah.

Sheldon: This is great. Look at me, out in the real world of ordinary people, just living their ordinary, colourless, workaday lives.
Penny: Thank you.

Sheldon: I noticed that you purchase your tampons one month's supply at a time.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Well think about it, it's a product that doesn't spoil, and you're going to be needing them for at least the next thirty years.
Penny: You want me to buy thirty years worth of tampons?
Sheldon: Well, thirty, thirty five, hey, when did your mother go into menopause?

Sheldon: I read an article about Japanese scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jelly fish into other animals; and I thought "Hey! Fish night-lights".
Leonard: Fish night-lights ...
Sheldon: It's a billion dollar idea ... SHUSH!!!!

Mary Cooper: He gets his temper from his daddy.
Leonard: Oh.
Mary Cooper: He's got my eyes.
Leonard: I see.
Mary Cooper: All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.

Mary Cooper: I tell you, I love that boy to death but he has been difficult since he fell outta me at the K-Mart.

Mary Cooper: You know, you two make a cute couple.
Leonard: No, no we're not, we're not a couple, we're single, two singles, like those individually wrapped slices of cheese that are friends.
Mary Cooper: Did I pluck a nerve there?
Howard: Oh yeah.

Leonard: Sheldon, snap out of it!

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