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Penny: Maybe we should just slow things down a little.
Leonard: I didn't mean to go into your apartment to... go fast.
Leonard: Bite me!
Leonard: Okay, so, she said she wants to slow things down. It's like saying "I'm really enjoying this meal, I'm going to slow down and savour it."
Howard: No, it's like "this fish tastes bad, so I'm going to slow down and spit it out".
Raj: They also don't care for it if you stare at them and hyperventilate. Sadly, that's my home run swing.
Sheldon: Why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock.
Penny: Has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a braniac?
Sheldon: Oh well, a few years ago he did go out with a woman who had a PhD in French Literature.
Penny: How is that not a braniac?
Sheldon: Well, for one thing, she was French. For another, it was literature.
Sheldon: You thought the opposite of stupid loser was community collage graduate?
Penny: I'll absolutely die of embarrassment.
Sheldon: That's physiologically impossible.
Sheldon: This mind doesn't forget. I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breast feeding me. It was a drizzly Tuesday.
Sheldon: It's my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag. Recommended by the department of homeland security. And Sarah Connor.
Howard: How's the air matress?
Sheldon: It's ok, if you don't mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.
Howard: Maybe you'd be happier on a park bench?
Sheldon: I don't see any way to get a park bench in here.
Sheldon: I'm counting catwomen.
Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handfull of my mother's Valium in it. TAG YOU'RE IT!
Sheldon: I promised Penny.
Leonard: Promised Penny what?
Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. Shhhhh!
Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret.
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN! SHHHH!
Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.
Penny: Maybe we should just slow things down a little.
Leonard: I didn't mean to go into your apartment to... go fast.
Leonard: Bite me!
Leonard: Okay, so, she said she wants to slow things down. It's like saying "I'm really enjoying this meal, I'm going to slow down and savour it."
Howard: No, it's like "this fish tastes bad, so I'm going to slow down and spit it out".
Raj: They also don't care for it if you stare at them and hyperventilate. Sadly, that's my home run swing.
Sheldon: Why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock.
Penny: Has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a braniac?
Sheldon: Oh well, a few years ago he did go out with a woman who had a PhD in French Literature.
Penny: How is that not a braniac?
Sheldon: Well, for one thing, she was French. For another, it was literature.
Sheldon: You thought the opposite of stupid loser was community collage graduate?
Penny: I'll absolutely die of embarrassment.
Sheldon: That's physiologically impossible.
Sheldon: This mind doesn't forget. I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breast feeding me. It was a drizzly Tuesday.
Sheldon: It's my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag. Recommended by the department of homeland security. And Sarah Connor.
Howard: How's the air matress?
Sheldon: It's ok, if you don't mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.
Howard: Maybe you'd be happier on a park bench?
Sheldon: I don't see any way to get a park bench in here.
Sheldon: I'm counting catwomen.
Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handfull of my mother's Valium in it. TAG YOU'RE IT!
Sheldon: I promised Penny.
Leonard: Promised Penny what?
Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. Shhhhh!
Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret.
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN! SHHHH!
Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.
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