Leonard: My parents focused on celebrating achievements and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.
Sheldon: It's actually based on very sound theories, his mother published a paper on it.
Penny: What was it called "I hate my son and that's why he can't have cake?".
Howard: Make sure the remember no neanuts.
Leonard: Howard, every Thai restraunt in town knows you can't eat peanuts. When they see me coming they say, 'Ah! No peanut boy!'
Penny: He just dosen't know he wnats one because he's never had one.
Howard: I suppose that's possible, but for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.
Penny: Howard, here's the difference. The possibility exists that Leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezes over.
Howard: Fine. If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it. I'm just kidding, yes you can. Can you bring a friend?
Howard: Try telling him it's a non optional social convention.
Penny: What?
Howard: Just do it!
Penny: It's a non optional social convention.
Sheldon: Oh! Fair enough.
Howard: He came with a manual.
Howard: Don't ask.
Sheldon: The entire institution of gift giving makes no sense.
Howard: Too late.
Sheldon:Let's say that I go out and I spend fifty dollars on you, it's a laborious activity, because I have to imagine what you ned, whereas you know what you need. Now I can simplify things, just give you the fifty dollars directly and, you could give me fifty dollars on my birthday, and so on until one of us dies leaving the other one old and fifty dollars richer. And I ask you, is it worth it?
Howard: Told you not to ask.
Sheldon: Something he wouldn't buy for himself. Something like... oh, an 802.11n wireless router.
Howard: This granola bar, there's peanuts in it.
Leonard: Oh my God, why did you eat it?
Howard: I don't know, it was just there.
Leonard: Well, if I had a gun there, would you have shot youself?
Penny: Okay, how about this. You keep him there a little longer and when you get to the party I'll point out which of my friends are easy.
Howard: Don't toy with me, woman.
Penny: I've got a hot former fat girl with no self-esteem, I've got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around and an alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her lika a hat.
Howard: Thy will be done.
Sheldon: It's actually based on very sound theories, his mother published a paper on it.
Penny: What was it called "I hate my son and that's why he can't have cake?".
Howard: Make sure the remember no neanuts.
Leonard: Howard, every Thai restraunt in town knows you can't eat peanuts. When they see me coming they say, 'Ah! No peanut boy!'
Penny: He just dosen't know he wnats one because he's never had one.
Howard: I suppose that's possible, but for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.
Penny: Howard, here's the difference. The possibility exists that Leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezes over.
Howard: Fine. If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it. I'm just kidding, yes you can. Can you bring a friend?
Howard: Try telling him it's a non optional social convention.
Penny: What?
Howard: Just do it!
Penny: It's a non optional social convention.
Sheldon: Oh! Fair enough.
Howard: He came with a manual.
Howard: Don't ask.
Sheldon: The entire institution of gift giving makes no sense.
Howard: Too late.
Sheldon:Let's say that I go out and I spend fifty dollars on you, it's a laborious activity, because I have to imagine what you ned, whereas you know what you need. Now I can simplify things, just give you the fifty dollars directly and, you could give me fifty dollars on my birthday, and so on until one of us dies leaving the other one old and fifty dollars richer. And I ask you, is it worth it?
Howard: Told you not to ask.
Sheldon: Something he wouldn't buy for himself. Something like... oh, an 802.11n wireless router.
Howard: This granola bar, there's peanuts in it.
Leonard: Oh my God, why did you eat it?
Howard: I don't know, it was just there.
Leonard: Well, if I had a gun there, would you have shot youself?
Penny: Okay, how about this. You keep him there a little longer and when you get to the party I'll point out which of my friends are easy.
Howard: Don't toy with me, woman.
Penny: I've got a hot former fat girl with no self-esteem, I've got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around and an alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her lika a hat.
Howard: Thy will be done.
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