3/28/2011

Hello, Oompa-Loompas of science.

Sheldon: Here's the problem with teleportation.
Leonard: Lay it on me.

Leonard: Would the new Sheldon be in any way an improvement on the old Sheldon?
Sheldon: No, he would be exactly the same.
Leonard: That is a problem.
Sheldon: So, you see it too.

Gablehouser: And he's only fifteen years old.
Sheldon: Not bad, I myself started graduate school at fourteen.
Kim Dennis: Well, I lost a year while my family was tunnelling out of North Korea.
Leonard: Advantage Kim.
Leonard: It's like looking into an obnoxious little mirror, isn't it?

Penny: Still can't talk to me unless you're drunk, huh? Oh, Sweetie, you're so damaged.
Howard: Hey, I'm damaged, too. How about a hug for Howie?
Penny: Sure, Raj, hug Howard.

Sheldon: Today, I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, to... You know, that other guy.
Howard: Antonio Salieri?
Sheldon: Oh God, now even you are smarter than me.

Penny: So, you've got a bit of competition, I really don't see what the big deal is.
Sheldon: Well of course you don't, you've never excelled at anything.
Penny: I don't understand, exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?
Howard: We liked Leonard.

Sheldon: I've decided you're right. My career is not over.
Leonard: Great.
Sheldon: But, since the arrival of Dennis Kim has rendered my research pointless, I just have to find something else to focus on.
Leonard: Great.
Sheldon: So Iive decided, I'm going to collaborate with you.
Leonard: Great.

Raj: Can you believe it! He watched me work for 10 minutes and than he tried to build a little peace of software that could replace me!
Leonard: Is that really possible?
Raj: As it turned out, yes.

Raj: We can't send him back to North Korea. He knows how to get out.

Raj: There was a very official email that was sent to eberyone where insurance files indicated they had daughters between the age of 14 and 16.
Gablehouser: Hm?
Howard: Smooth.
Raj: Thank you.

Raj: If we were in India this would be simpler. Five minutes with her dad, twenty goats and a laptop and we'd be done.

Leonard: The kid got a girl.
Raj: Unbelievable.
Howard: Did anyone see how he did it?

Howard: I guess times have changed since we were young. Smart is the new sexy.
Leonard: Then why do we go home alone every night? We're still smart.
Raj: Maybe we're too smart. So smart it's offputting.
Howard: Yeah, let's go with that.

Sheldon: Screw him, he was weak.

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