3/23/2011

No liquids after 11pm.

Sheldon: If we're all through playing mock the flawed technology, can we get on with Halo night, we were supposed to start at eight, it is now 8:06.
Leonard: So? We'll start now.
Sheldon: Yes, first we have to decide if those lost six minutes will be coming out of game time, bathroom time or the pizza break.
Raj: We can split it two, two and two.
Howard: If we're having anchovies on the pizza we can't take it out of bathroom time.

Penny: She has absolutely no standards, this one time, she was at... where's Howard?
Howard: Bonjour mademoiselle, I understand you're new in town.
Sheldon: Oh good grief.

Leonard: Well, the only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.
Rajesh: Oh, great cut the foreign guy in half. There's a billion more where that came from.

Leonard: Wow Penny, you're on fire!
Penny:Yeah, so is Sheldon!

Sheldon: I don't know how, but she is cheating! Nobody can be that attractive and this skilled at a videogame.

Penny: Gosh, he's kind of a sore loser, isn't he?
Leonard: Well, to be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner.

Leonard: You know, Penny, we make such a good team, maybe we could enter a couple of Halo tournaments sometime.
Penny: Or we could just have a life.
Leonard: I guess for you that's an opition.

Sheldon: So, if there is an earthquake and the three of us are trapped here, we could be out of food by tomorrow afternoon.
Leonard: I'm sorry, are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay we might succumb to cannibalism?

Penny: Anything else I should know?
Sheldon: Yes. If you use my toothbrush I'll jump out that window. Please don't come to my funeral. Have a good night.

Leonard: Penny, you're always welcome to stay with us.
Sheldon: Oh, terrific, now we're running a cute little B&B.

Raj: Not only are there thousands of people starving in India, there's an Indian starving right here!

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