3/28/2011

Code Milky Green

Sheldon: Checkmate.
Leonard: Oh, again?
Sheldon: Obviously, you're not suited for three dimensional chess. Perhaps three dimensional Candy Land would be more your speed.
Leonard: Just reset the board!
Sheldon: It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.

Sheldon: Think woman, who blew their nose and when?

Sheldon: I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down.
Leonard: I mix pancake batter in this!
Sheldon: No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.

Howard's mom: Howard it's the phone!
Howard: I know it's the phone ma' I HEAR THE PHONE!
Howard's mom: Who is calling at this ungodly hour?
Howard: I don't know!
Howard's mom: Well ask them why are they calling at this ungodly houer!
Howard: HOW CAN I ASK THEM WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!?. Hello?

Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm twenty six years old.
Howard's mom: Excuse me Mr. Grown-up. whadda-ya want for breakfast?
Howard: Chocolate milk and eggoes please!

Leonard: five movies, two hours apiece. It's a start.

Waitress: Homeless crazy guy at table eighteen.
Penny: No, just crazy.

Sheldon: All these people here are doomed!

Leonard: Just tell him to go home.
Penny: Well, he won't leave. He says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs.

Raj: Here we go, ten and a half hours of apey goodness.

Sheldon: 'Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.' Now you.

Raj: How about Lasik?
Leonard: You want me to get eye surgery?
Raj: Would you rather go back to the apartment and deal with Sheldon or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam?
Howard: Well?
Leonard:I'm thinking

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