Penny: Let's go-oh-oh Ou-o-oooo-ut tonight. I have to go-oh-oh-oh ou-oooo-ut tonight.
Leonard: What the hell is that?
Sheldon: I don't know, but if cats could sing, they'd hate it too.
Sheldon: I am uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.
Leonard: What was I supposed to say?
Sheldon: You could have told her the truth.
Leonard: I could not have said that, it would have hurt her feelings.
Sheldon: Is that a relevant factor?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Then I suppose you could have agreed to go.
Leonard: What would I have said afterwards?
Sheldon: I would suggest something along the lines of "singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you and if you disagree, I recommend you do a CAT scan to locate the tumor which is pressing on the cognitive processing center of your brain".
Leonard: I couldn't say that, I would have to say, you were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again.
Sheldon: Why?
Leonard: It's the social protocol, it's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.
Sheldon: I was analysing our lie, and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the rule.
Leonard: How?
Sheldon: Simple. If she were to log on to www.socialphysicsgroup.org/activities/other, click on upcoming events, scroll sown to seminars, download the pdf schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, well then, bippiby-boppidy-boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.
Howard: No, I'm lost too. I think she skipped a step.
Howard: So, road trip to Long Beach.
Leonard: No, we're not going to Long Beach.
Raj: Why not?
Leonard: Because Sheldon doesn't have a drug addicted cousin Leopold.
Raj: Oh, too bad. I've always wanted to go to Long Beach.
Sheldon: It's a very nice community. The Queen Mary is docked there, once the largest ocean liner in the world, it's a hotel and restaurant where they host a surprisingly gripping murder mystery dinner.
Raj: Sounds fun.
Howard: I'm game.
Raj: Shotgun.
Sheldon: No, no no Leonard gets nauseous unless he sits in front, and even then it's iffy.
Leonard: Wait, are we really going to Long Beach?
Toby: This is amazing. Just sitting on a couch, watching TV with a woman. Not being drunk, or high, or... or... wondering if you're a dude down there.
Penny: Leo, you are a very sweet, really funny guy. You're gonna do okay.
Toby: One day at a time, Penny, one day at a time.
Leonard: How long is going to stay here?
Sheldon: He's a homeless drug addict, Leonard. Where's he going to go? Boy, you have a lot to learn about lying.
Leonard: What the hell is that?
Sheldon: I don't know, but if cats could sing, they'd hate it too.
Sheldon: I am uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.
Leonard: What was I supposed to say?
Sheldon: You could have told her the truth.
Leonard: I could not have said that, it would have hurt her feelings.
Sheldon: Is that a relevant factor?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Then I suppose you could have agreed to go.
Leonard: What would I have said afterwards?
Sheldon: I would suggest something along the lines of "singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you and if you disagree, I recommend you do a CAT scan to locate the tumor which is pressing on the cognitive processing center of your brain".
Leonard: I couldn't say that, I would have to say, you were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again.
Sheldon: Why?
Leonard: It's the social protocol, it's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.
Sheldon: I was analysing our lie, and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the rule.
Leonard: How?
Sheldon: Simple. If she were to log on to www.socialphysicsgroup.org/activities/other, click on upcoming events, scroll sown to seminars, download the pdf schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, well then, bippiby-boppidy-boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.
Howard: No, I'm lost too. I think she skipped a step.
Howard: So, road trip to Long Beach.
Leonard: No, we're not going to Long Beach.
Raj: Why not?
Leonard: Because Sheldon doesn't have a drug addicted cousin Leopold.
Raj: Oh, too bad. I've always wanted to go to Long Beach.
Sheldon: It's a very nice community. The Queen Mary is docked there, once the largest ocean liner in the world, it's a hotel and restaurant where they host a surprisingly gripping murder mystery dinner.
Raj: Sounds fun.
Howard: I'm game.
Raj: Shotgun.
Sheldon: No, no no Leonard gets nauseous unless he sits in front, and even then it's iffy.
Leonard: Wait, are we really going to Long Beach?
Toby: This is amazing. Just sitting on a couch, watching TV with a woman. Not being drunk, or high, or... or... wondering if you're a dude down there.
Penny: Leo, you are a very sweet, really funny guy. You're gonna do okay.
Toby: One day at a time, Penny, one day at a time.
Leonard: How long is going to stay here?
Sheldon: He's a homeless drug addict, Leonard. Where's he going to go? Boy, you have a lot to learn about lying.
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