3/23/2011

That's how we roll in the Shire!

Penny: I'm having a party on Saturday so if you guys are around you should come by.
Leonard: A party?
Penny: Yeah.
Howard: A boy-girl party?
Penny: Well, there will be boys, and there will be girls, and it's a party.

Howard: Gentlemen, to the sewing machines!

Raj: Or, we could walk right behind each other all night and look like one person going really fast.
Howard: No, no, no. It's a boy-girl party, this Flash runs solo.

Howard: Just a heads up fellas, if anyone gets lucky I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver.

Howard: I've got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.

Leonard: Come on.
Sheldon: Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?
Leonard: You. But I need a wing-man.

Kurt: You are lucky little dwarf.
Sheldon: He is a hobbit! Don't worry, I've got your back!

Leonard: What's that?
Sheldon: Tea. When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. 'There, there'. You wanna talk about it?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Good! 'There there' was really all I had.

Penny: Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive.

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