ojoj 21. kom så ska vi leva.
nya äventyr. nya upplevelser. nya utmaningar. nya discon.
nytt helt enkelt!
8/29/2011
8/18/2011
röda vinbär och kalvtungor
kalvfödsel hos moster. själv spenderade jag tid i ladan med de andra korna och tror jag hittade en favorit faktiskt. nr 502 och jag fick fin kontakt och han tycke nog om mig också.
sen blev det sagogryn (hur ljuvligt låter inte det) och hundratals bär.
sen blev det sagogryn (hur ljuvligt låter inte det) och hundratals bär.
8/13/2011
fisknät eller potter
Idag vill jag:
segla iväg i en liten båt på nya äventyr.
sitta vid en gammal brygga med ett hemgjort fiskespö med en fin vän vid min sida.
sola på en varm strand med en söt kärleksbok.
eller varför inte
chilla på ett hustak med en drink i handen.
sommaren lever ännu i själen.
segla iväg i en liten båt på nya äventyr.
sitta vid en gammal brygga med ett hemgjort fiskespö med en fin vän vid min sida.
sola på en varm strand med en söt kärleksbok.
eller varför inte
chilla på ett hustak med en drink i handen.
sommaren lever ännu i själen.
8/10/2011
Mala aka Malin
min systerdotter är min skatt. min skrutt.
hon hälsar en med ett stort varmt leende och med armarna utsträckta redo för en stor kram.
hon e så lik syster, lika girly som mamma. oja.
hon hälsar en med ett stort varmt leende och med armarna utsträckta redo för en stor kram.
hon e så lik syster, lika girly som mamma. oja.
8/08/2011
Tiffany & Co.
i söndags tog jag lokalbussen (2.50 bort) till loppiset i Manhattan.
hittade ett fint halsband i en grön låda märkt TIFFANY & CO.
föreställer en liten sax och är söt som socker.
kostade ynka 4eg.
ibland är människor bara dumma.
men jag är nöjd och glad i alla fall.
hittade ett fint halsband i en grön låda märkt TIFFANY & CO.
föreställer en liten sax och är söt som socker.
kostade ynka 4eg.
ibland är människor bara dumma.
men jag är nöjd och glad i alla fall.
8/07/2011
ut på fuffens
spontan resa till åbo med E i lördags.
klockan halv fem begav vi oss av söderut och jag fick mitt liv tillbaka.
nu är mitt danshjärta lite lugnare igen.
klockan halv fem begav vi oss av söderut och jag fick mitt liv tillbaka.
nu är mitt danshjärta lite lugnare igen.
8/02/2011
kokosbollar
75 gram smör
2 msk kakao
1 dl hackade blandade nötter
½ dl solrosfrön
½ dl russin
1 dl fiberhavregryn
1 msk honung
1 msk kallt kaffe
tada!
2 msk kakao
1 dl hackade blandade nötter
½ dl solrosfrön
½ dl russin
1 dl fiberhavregryn
1 msk honung
1 msk kallt kaffe
tada!
tur i oturen
dbtl... vad ska man säga. discodimma indeed.
fredan:
så otroligt askalas att jag vinglade iväg till linnankatu efter börs och lämnade min väska åtta trappor upp. yrade vidare till soulmate barfota och somnade på golvet med ett täcke och tre rena lakan som huvudkudde.
dagen efter. morkis. honey vännens reservnyckel fattigare. fan.
lördan:
yrade runt på stan med 40 eg i bh:n och lite "smugla körkortet genom galler" så att lilla fjortis malin slipper in på åbåtarna. men monkey fick jag bara drömma om, blev grillmat och klockan ett film med en trött vän vid min sida.
söndan:
pigg som en nötkärna och besök till galleri och lägenhetsvisning. stressiga timmar hem (ojoj så blir det när man är kär) breaka the news till päronen. söta lilla mamma var lättad över att jag inte blivit bortrövad medan pappa gav mig silent treatment.
måndan:
mamma kommer springande till jobbet och meddelar att en gubbe på linnankatu hittat min väska med allt mitt stuff (plånbok, telefon, 2 par skor, öl, nyckel, 10 eg i bottnen, vattenflaska). halleluja moment!
och det var den spårade helgen i Turkulandia.
fredan:
så otroligt askalas att jag vinglade iväg till linnankatu efter börs och lämnade min väska åtta trappor upp. yrade vidare till soulmate barfota och somnade på golvet med ett täcke och tre rena lakan som huvudkudde.
dagen efter. morkis. honey vännens reservnyckel fattigare. fan.
lördan:
yrade runt på stan med 40 eg i bh:n och lite "smugla körkortet genom galler" så att lilla fjortis malin slipper in på åbåtarna. men monkey fick jag bara drömma om, blev grillmat och klockan ett film med en trött vän vid min sida.
söndan:
pigg som en nötkärna och besök till galleri och lägenhetsvisning. stressiga timmar hem (ojoj så blir det när man är kär) breaka the news till päronen. söta lilla mamma var lättad över att jag inte blivit bortrövad medan pappa gav mig silent treatment.
måndan:
mamma kommer springande till jobbet och meddelar att en gubbe på linnankatu hittat min väska med allt mitt stuff (plånbok, telefon, 2 par skor, öl, nyckel, 10 eg i bottnen, vattenflaska). halleluja moment!
och det var den spårade helgen i Turkulandia.
7/25/2011
Alan Garner HJÄRTA
på bio i vasa med discoflickan, festkungen och biffen + rubelius.
hangover 2. hilarious.
"I'm a nurse, I'm just not registered." Alan
"This is not Stu's first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas..." Alan
"An albino polar bear" Alan
"Fucking Asiantown!"
"We live an alternative lifestyle." Alan
"You're in Bangkock, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!"
"I wan't to thank the Asianic people for allowing us into your land." Alan
HAHAHA... kan inte andas.
hangover 2. hilarious.
"I'm a nurse, I'm just not registered." Alan
"This is not Stu's first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas..." Alan
"An albino polar bear" Alan
"Fucking Asiantown!"
"We live an alternative lifestyle." Alan
"You're in Bangkock, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!"
"I wan't to thank the Asianic people for allowing us into your land." Alan
HAHAHA... kan inte andas.
7/19/2011
TVÅ paket på väg hem till min gata
pengar rullar ut som det ska...
nu när jag ren är uppvärmd kanske jag behöver några nya böcker också.
låter int såå dumt i mina öron.
mamma, om du ser det här, ta det lugnt! jag vill int bara ha allt det här, utan jag BEHÖVER allt det här.
skickar in bostadsansökningar just nu. håller tummarna att nån vill ha mig som hyresgäst.
nu när jag ren är uppvärmd kanske jag behöver några nya böcker också.
låter int såå dumt i mina öron.
mamma, om du ser det här, ta det lugnt! jag vill int bara ha allt det här, utan jag BEHÖVER allt det här.
skickar in bostadsansökningar just nu. håller tummarna att nån vill ha mig som hyresgäst.
7/17/2011
7/14/2011
7/13/2011
7/10/2011
7/08/2011
nostalgi på VHS
Sex, världens viktigaste krydda.
Har Klimpen? Hundra gånger? Det låter lite väl häftigt... Jag tar två, nej tre, det låter mer trovärdigt.
Ta en banan och va glad.
Benny Frisk - 7 sätt att förföra en kvinna.
- Bert, den siste oskulden -
Har Klimpen? Hundra gånger? Det låter lite väl häftigt... Jag tar två, nej tre, det låter mer trovärdigt.
Ta en banan och va glad.
Benny Frisk - 7 sätt att förföra en kvinna.
- Bert, den siste oskulden -
7/03/2011
netshopaholic
absurt många timmar på datorn senare...
böcker som måste stå i min bokhylla en vacker dag:
1. Alain de Botton - Essays in love (10,60 pengar)
2. Alicia Erian - Kärlekens brutala språk (19,90 pengar)
3. Augustus Brown - Why pandas do handstands and other curious truths about animals (12,60 pengar)
4. Cecilia Hansson - Revbensdagar, morgnar (14,90 pengar)
5. E. E. Cummings - Selected poems (12,50 pengar)
6. Jeffrey McDaniel - The archipelago of kisses
7. Joanna Rubin Dranger - Fröken livrädd och kärleken
8. Katarina Kuick - Den första gången jag såg dig...
9. Katja Reider - Rosalie och Tryffel : en berättelse om kärlek ; Tryffel och Rosalie : en berättelse om lycka (7,90 pengar)
10. Kristian Lundberg - Och allt skall vara kärlek (18,90 pengar)
11. Lisa Bjärbo - Det är så logiskt alla fattar utom du (4,90 pengar)
12. Miranda July & Harrell Fletcher - Learning to love you more (15,00 pengar)
13. Paulo Coelho - Kärlek: utvalda citat (13,90 pengar)
14. Rob Ryan - This is for you (13,10 pengar)
15. Tim Burton - The melancholy death of oyster boy and pther stories (15,10 pengar)
rastlösa dagar hemma leder till att en hel del pengar försvinner från mitt konto.
EDIT: adlibris is the shit!
böcker som måste stå i min bokhylla en vacker dag:
1. Alain de Botton - Essays in love (10,60 pengar)
2. Alicia Erian - Kärlekens brutala språk (19,90 pengar)
3. Augustus Brown - Why pandas do handstands and other curious truths about animals (12,60 pengar)
4. Cecilia Hansson - Revbensdagar, morgnar (14,90 pengar)
5. E. E. Cummings - Selected poems (12,50 pengar)
6. Jeffrey McDaniel - The archipelago of kisses
7. Joanna Rubin Dranger - Fröken livrädd och kärleken
8. Katarina Kuick - Den första gången jag såg dig...
9. Katja Reider - Rosalie och Tryffel : en berättelse om kärlek ; Tryffel och Rosalie : en berättelse om lycka (7,90 pengar)
10. Kristian Lundberg - Och allt skall vara kärlek (18,90 pengar)
11. Lisa Bjärbo - Det är så logiskt alla fattar utom du (4,90 pengar)
12. Miranda July & Harrell Fletcher - Learning to love you more (15,00 pengar)
13. Paulo Coelho - Kärlek: utvalda citat (13,90 pengar)
14. Rob Ryan - This is for you (13,10 pengar)
15. Tim Burton - The melancholy death of oyster boy and pther stories (15,10 pengar)
rastlösa dagar hemma leder till att en hel del pengar försvinner från mitt konto.
EDIT: adlibris is the shit!
7/02/2011
hangö regattan
hur härligt skulle det inte va att befinna sig i hangö i helgen.
nyland, segelbåtar, dudes... inget av det kan gå fel.
...får fortsätta drömma mig bort.
(E sitter just i denna stund i flyget som tar henne till New York, F*CK YOU!)
nyland, segelbåtar, dudes... inget av det kan gå fel.
...får fortsätta drömma mig bort.
(E sitter just i denna stund i flyget som tar henne till New York, F*CK YOU!)
6/29/2011
6/28/2011
6/25/2011
midsommar firande
23.
det blev en liten midsommarflicka och kusin vitamin fick en stjärnsyster.
24.
villa liv med party people.
dimmigt men kvällssol. söta glass godis och lakrits solglasögon. midsommarstången på plats. grillat: mat och lite mera mat. bastubad och första doppet i iskallt vatten. kramgoa vänner och fjortisfyllor. hack i huvud och sjukhusbesök. jack daniel's och hemskt mycket koff.
25.
rastlösa diskussioner klockan 14.00.
kroppen har slutat att fungera medan tankarna går på högvarv.
det blev en liten midsommarflicka och kusin vitamin fick en stjärnsyster.
24.
villa liv med party people.
dimmigt men kvällssol. söta glass godis och lakrits solglasögon. midsommarstången på plats. grillat: mat och lite mera mat. bastubad och första doppet i iskallt vatten. kramgoa vänner och fjortisfyllor. hack i huvud och sjukhusbesök. jack daniel's och hemskt mycket koff.
25.
rastlösa diskussioner klockan 14.00.
kroppen har slutat att fungera medan tankarna går på högvarv.
6/23/2011
imorgon: midsommarafton
då ska jag plocka 7 sorters blommor och sätta under huvudkudden och drömma om fina pojkar.
och fira med mina finaste av vänner såklart.
de blir nog säkert helt awesome.
och fira med mina finaste av vänner såklart.
de blir nog säkert helt awesome.
tankar som snurrar runt i en nie årings huvud
"malin har du pojkvän?"
"nej"
"oj vad konstigt!"
ungefär så började min konversation med pojken idag.
slutade med att han tipsade mig om 4 väldigt trevliga pojkar som skulle vara perfekta för mig.
så nu har jag nånting att ta itu med över midsommarn.
att vara 20 och singel är tydligen det tragiska enligt honom. jag låter honom återkomma om några år så får vi se.
"nej"
"oj vad konstigt!"
ungefär så började min konversation med pojken idag.
slutade med att han tipsade mig om 4 väldigt trevliga pojkar som skulle vara perfekta för mig.
så nu har jag nånting att ta itu med över midsommarn.
att vara 20 och singel är tydligen det tragiska enligt honom. jag låter honom återkomma om några år så får vi se.
6/22/2011
strumpdelikatess och rabarRrber
jag är ingen barn människa egentligen
men ibland e dom bara för söta.
"jag sprang mycket snabbare förr, då kunde jag till och med springa ikapp mig själv." - kevin
finurligt busiga - felicia och oscar
men ibland e dom bara för söta.
"jag sprang mycket snabbare förr, då kunde jag till och med springa ikapp mig själv." - kevin
finurligt busiga - felicia och oscar
6/14/2011
vampyrbil
för många förbjudna karkkin i kroppen (tisdag, healthy week over).
känner mig alldeles bubblig.
besvärlig mage som inte nånsin vill vara tyst.
---
om jag någonsin flyttar ut på landet, så ska det vara i mumindalen (nyland).
känner mig alldeles bubblig.
besvärlig mage som inte nånsin vill vara tyst.
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om jag någonsin flyttar ut på landet, så ska det vara i mumindalen (nyland).
6/12/2011
maggio haze
SATAN I GATAN
Du går med blicken vänd
kan du ha sett mig än
Någon borde byta stad
för nu kommer allt tillbaks
Jag minns bara allt det bra
allt som var du och jag
men aldrig, aldrig
kommer allt tillbaks
aldrig, aldrig
allt som var du och jag
aldrig, aldrig
kommer allt tillbaks
aldrig, aldrig
men jag glömmer aldrig bort vad du gjort
Du kan gråta mitt på gatan
men jag glömmer aldrig bort vad du gjort
Du får passa dig som satan
för jag glömmer aldrig bort vart du bor
Gick omkring i ditt kvarter tills det blev för kallt
tänkte ut en dialog mellan oss och allt
lampan släcktes i din hall och jag gick hem igen
- satan i gatan
Du, jag slänger ner en nyckel ifrån fönstret i köket
jag bor fyra trappor upp och du är välkommen in
Massa skor i hela hallen, folk vid fläkten som röker
Det är fest hos mig i kväll och hela världen är min
Oooh, ooh sång på sång
Det ekar över hela staden
Åh, nått stort på gång
För det är kö från gatan upp till hallen
Och grannarna har klagat sedan kvart över tio
Nu är alla i mitt kök och jag är alldeles paj
Spelar pappas skiva ifrån 69
De sjunger "cosa vuol dir sona una donna ormai
O mare nero, o mare nero, o mare ne"
Sänker volymen, låter alla sjunga med
Kan inte tänka, jag står bara här och ler
Dunkande hjärtan klockan kvart över fem
Imma på rutorna men ingen går hem
Flackande blickar upp och ner och igen, åh
Ingen vet ifall det verkligen hänt
- välkommen in
Natten är ung och jag ligger vaken
Jag är Lucy in the Sky, jag är högt över molnen
Ja, jag vet att hon är söt men håll tillbaka
För jag har trillat dit, jag har fallit, jag har vaknat
Ja, jag vet att hon är söt men håll tillbaka
För
Jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer
Jag är nästan där
Jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer nu
Du, håll ut
Du vet att jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer baby
Jag tror jag är kär
I taxin, i trappen, i hissen, i hallen, jag faller
Du och jag nu
Du, snälla vänta, vänta, håll ut
Tiotusen meter upp i luften ser jag allt så klart
- jag kommer
Får ingen luft
Blir knuffad runt
Jag dansar men jag känner ingenting alls
Allt går för fort
Dom andra drog
Andas, andas men det är för varmt
Jag är för full
Du är för ung
Jag ser dig prata men hör inte ett dugg
Letar mig ut
Blinkande ljus
Andas, andas allting snurrar runt
De stänger men ingen bryr sig
Blir blind när alla lampor lyser
Mm, det här är värt att dö för
Jag tror mitt hjärta blöder
Jag är så svag
Ger dig en kram
Jag ser dig ringa men har inget val
Vi går på rad
Sotiga barn
Barfota fötter genom hela stan
Åh nej
Nu ser du mig
Jag måste rota i väskan efter mod
Jag är så hög
Jag kunde dö
För jag kan göra det som ingen gjort
Som ingen gjort
Jag tror mitt hjärta blöder
Åh, kom vi sover över
Jag följer med dig hem ikväll
För jag vill inte vara själv
Jag följer med dig hem ikväll
Vill inte vara själv
- mitt hjärta blöder
Vi kommer alltid ha Paris
Den här staden äger vi
Den är till för oss och inga andra
Du fångar mig på bild
På bild på bild
Du vill föreviga allting
Och fast jag också vill
Så vet jag att vi bara kan försöka hoppas
Tro och hoppas
Är allt vi kan
Jag är namnet som du har på armen
Det kommer alltid vara vi
För jag är namnet som du har på armen
Vi kommer alltid ha Paris
Champs elyseé
Passerar vårt kafé
Jag tittar bort och låtsas som det regnar
Dags för nästa deja vú
På hotellet där vi bor
Där har jag sovit många nätter
- vi kommer alltid ha Paris
Jag vet hur du ser ut i inga kläder
Kan det va därför du blev obekväm när
Visst du kan klippa dig skaffa en annan tjej
Men när du strippar och klär av dig är det samma grej
Samma grej
Men när du strippar och klär av dig är det samma grej
Jag glömmer aldrig dina hemligheter
Det du är räddast för fast ingen vet det
Visst du kan rycka på axlarna spela ball
Och fast du tycker du lyckas vet jag i alla fall
Och du försöker hålla masken
Så du kan sväva över marken
Visst du kan skratta och låtsas som ingenting
Men jag vet allt om dig för du har varit min
Du är nån annan nu i och för sig
Vi stod i fönstret bara du och jag
Jag viska det jag vet att du vill ha
Du vill att alla ska se så jag håller kvar
Men när jag bad dig att vänta så var du redan klar
Jag vet allt om dig
Jag vet allt om dig
Ja, jag vet allt om dig
- inga kläder
Det handlar om dig
Det handlar om mig
Det handlar om dig
Det handlar om mig
Du borde ta dina ord tillbaks
För alla glömmer men inte jag
Ser oss i smyg hålla hand i en taxibil
Ser varje bild utan att jag vill
Och allt jag skriver blir samma skit
Fastän jag börjar från början
Så vill du aldrig släppa taget om mig
Och fast jag bara vill glömma
Så handlar alla mina låtar om dig
- alla mina låtar
Jag kan inte prata med dig när du tittar bort
snälla ge mig två sekunder innan du ger upp
kan vi inte vara nära bara en minut
är det nu, nu som det tar slut
Fast du inte lyssnar vet jag att du hör ändå
jag vill hinna säga allting innan jag ska gå
älskling, vänta får jag bara sitta bredvid dig
det var han som ville kyssa mig
Snälla bli min igen
nej, låt det va som i en film
snälla bli min igen
låt mig va kvar
ja, låt det va
Du tar bort min hand ifrån din arm
och flyttar bort
ingenting jag säger spelar längre någon roll
ställer mig i hallen tills jag fattar vad som hänt
får jag ens ha kvar dig som min vän
knyter mina skor och går tillbaka in igen
sitter här på sängen tills du ber mig att gå hem
letar efter nått att säga som kan ändra allt
nått mer än det jag redan sagt
- snälla bli min
Länge leve länge sen
som jag minns det var det lätt
även när jag trillade omkull
Länge leve du min vän
du som alltid följt mig hem
nykter eller alldeles för full
Står och låtsas inte se att du står precis bredvid
kände dig för länge sen, ja det var säkert längre än
- sju sorger
Vi bytte nummer
Du bodde långt bort
Plus 29
Där det är mörkt nu
Jag vet nästan inget om dig
Du vet nästan inget om mig
Finns det en så finns det flera
- finns det en så finns det flera
Du går med blicken vänd
kan du ha sett mig än
Någon borde byta stad
för nu kommer allt tillbaks
Jag minns bara allt det bra
allt som var du och jag
men aldrig, aldrig
kommer allt tillbaks
aldrig, aldrig
allt som var du och jag
aldrig, aldrig
kommer allt tillbaks
aldrig, aldrig
men jag glömmer aldrig bort vad du gjort
Du kan gråta mitt på gatan
men jag glömmer aldrig bort vad du gjort
Du får passa dig som satan
för jag glömmer aldrig bort vart du bor
Gick omkring i ditt kvarter tills det blev för kallt
tänkte ut en dialog mellan oss och allt
lampan släcktes i din hall och jag gick hem igen
- satan i gatan
Du, jag slänger ner en nyckel ifrån fönstret i köket
jag bor fyra trappor upp och du är välkommen in
Massa skor i hela hallen, folk vid fläkten som röker
Det är fest hos mig i kväll och hela världen är min
Oooh, ooh sång på sång
Det ekar över hela staden
Åh, nått stort på gång
För det är kö från gatan upp till hallen
Och grannarna har klagat sedan kvart över tio
Nu är alla i mitt kök och jag är alldeles paj
Spelar pappas skiva ifrån 69
De sjunger "cosa vuol dir sona una donna ormai
O mare nero, o mare nero, o mare ne"
Sänker volymen, låter alla sjunga med
Kan inte tänka, jag står bara här och ler
Dunkande hjärtan klockan kvart över fem
Imma på rutorna men ingen går hem
Flackande blickar upp och ner och igen, åh
Ingen vet ifall det verkligen hänt
- välkommen in
Natten är ung och jag ligger vaken
Jag är Lucy in the Sky, jag är högt över molnen
Ja, jag vet att hon är söt men håll tillbaka
För jag har trillat dit, jag har fallit, jag har vaknat
Ja, jag vet att hon är söt men håll tillbaka
För
Jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer
Jag är nästan där
Jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer nu
Du, håll ut
Du vet att jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer, jag kommer baby
Jag tror jag är kär
I taxin, i trappen, i hissen, i hallen, jag faller
Du och jag nu
Du, snälla vänta, vänta, håll ut
Tiotusen meter upp i luften ser jag allt så klart
- jag kommer
Får ingen luft
Blir knuffad runt
Jag dansar men jag känner ingenting alls
Allt går för fort
Dom andra drog
Andas, andas men det är för varmt
Jag är för full
Du är för ung
Jag ser dig prata men hör inte ett dugg
Letar mig ut
Blinkande ljus
Andas, andas allting snurrar runt
De stänger men ingen bryr sig
Blir blind när alla lampor lyser
Mm, det här är värt att dö för
Jag tror mitt hjärta blöder
Jag är så svag
Ger dig en kram
Jag ser dig ringa men har inget val
Vi går på rad
Sotiga barn
Barfota fötter genom hela stan
Åh nej
Nu ser du mig
Jag måste rota i väskan efter mod
Jag är så hög
Jag kunde dö
För jag kan göra det som ingen gjort
Som ingen gjort
Jag tror mitt hjärta blöder
Åh, kom vi sover över
Jag följer med dig hem ikväll
För jag vill inte vara själv
Jag följer med dig hem ikväll
Vill inte vara själv
- mitt hjärta blöder
Vi kommer alltid ha Paris
Den här staden äger vi
Den är till för oss och inga andra
Du fångar mig på bild
På bild på bild
Du vill föreviga allting
Och fast jag också vill
Så vet jag att vi bara kan försöka hoppas
Tro och hoppas
Är allt vi kan
Jag är namnet som du har på armen
Det kommer alltid vara vi
För jag är namnet som du har på armen
Vi kommer alltid ha Paris
Champs elyseé
Passerar vårt kafé
Jag tittar bort och låtsas som det regnar
Dags för nästa deja vú
På hotellet där vi bor
Där har jag sovit många nätter
- vi kommer alltid ha Paris
Jag vet hur du ser ut i inga kläder
Kan det va därför du blev obekväm när
Visst du kan klippa dig skaffa en annan tjej
Men när du strippar och klär av dig är det samma grej
Samma grej
Men när du strippar och klär av dig är det samma grej
Jag glömmer aldrig dina hemligheter
Det du är räddast för fast ingen vet det
Visst du kan rycka på axlarna spela ball
Och fast du tycker du lyckas vet jag i alla fall
Och du försöker hålla masken
Så du kan sväva över marken
Visst du kan skratta och låtsas som ingenting
Men jag vet allt om dig för du har varit min
Du är nån annan nu i och för sig
Vi stod i fönstret bara du och jag
Jag viska det jag vet att du vill ha
Du vill att alla ska se så jag håller kvar
Men när jag bad dig att vänta så var du redan klar
Jag vet allt om dig
Jag vet allt om dig
Ja, jag vet allt om dig
- inga kläder
Det handlar om dig
Det handlar om mig
Det handlar om dig
Det handlar om mig
Du borde ta dina ord tillbaks
För alla glömmer men inte jag
Ser oss i smyg hålla hand i en taxibil
Ser varje bild utan att jag vill
Och allt jag skriver blir samma skit
Fastän jag börjar från början
Så vill du aldrig släppa taget om mig
Och fast jag bara vill glömma
Så handlar alla mina låtar om dig
- alla mina låtar
Jag kan inte prata med dig när du tittar bort
snälla ge mig två sekunder innan du ger upp
kan vi inte vara nära bara en minut
är det nu, nu som det tar slut
Fast du inte lyssnar vet jag att du hör ändå
jag vill hinna säga allting innan jag ska gå
älskling, vänta får jag bara sitta bredvid dig
det var han som ville kyssa mig
Snälla bli min igen
nej, låt det va som i en film
snälla bli min igen
låt mig va kvar
ja, låt det va
Du tar bort min hand ifrån din arm
och flyttar bort
ingenting jag säger spelar längre någon roll
ställer mig i hallen tills jag fattar vad som hänt
får jag ens ha kvar dig som min vän
knyter mina skor och går tillbaka in igen
sitter här på sängen tills du ber mig att gå hem
letar efter nått att säga som kan ändra allt
nått mer än det jag redan sagt
- snälla bli min
Länge leve länge sen
som jag minns det var det lätt
även när jag trillade omkull
Länge leve du min vän
du som alltid följt mig hem
nykter eller alldeles för full
Står och låtsas inte se att du står precis bredvid
kände dig för länge sen, ja det var säkert längre än
- sju sorger
Vi bytte nummer
Du bodde långt bort
Plus 29
Där det är mörkt nu
Jag vet nästan inget om dig
Du vet nästan inget om mig
Finns det en så finns det flera
- finns det en så finns det flera
askalas igår
aspackad. full som en kastrull. karatefull. lullig. rund under fötterna. salongsberusad. stupfull.
speciellt min fina vän.
speciellt min fina vän.
6/07/2011
6/05/2011
6/02/2011
5/30/2011
systerdotter
Kallar katten (Batman) paj aka klapp.
Efter att tittat på bolibompa fem gånger, kan hon nu inte sluta sjunga med.
Efter att tittat på bolibompa fem gånger, kan hon nu inte sluta sjunga med.
5/29/2011
Olika värden
Filosofen Erik Ahlman
Hedonistiska värden - lycka, välbehag, glädje, njutning, sinnlighet
Vitala värden - liv, hälsa, vilja, kondition
Estetiska värden - skönhet, ädelmod, älskvärdhet, konst
Kunskapsmässiga värden - sanning, kunskap, utbildning, visdom, vetenskap
Religiösa värden - tro, hopp, helighet
Sociala värden - altruism, vänskap, kärlek, trohet, frihet, patriotism, trygghet
Maktrelaterade värden - styrka, makt, krig, rikedom, pengar, seger
Rättsliga värden - rättvisa, mänskliga rättigheter, jämlikhet, legalitet
Etiska värden - godhet, det moraliska rätta
Ekologiska värden - naturens skönhet, djurens rättigheter
Egologiska värden - självaktning, själviskhet, egen fördel
Hedonistiska värden - lycka, välbehag, glädje, njutning, sinnlighet
Vitala värden - liv, hälsa, vilja, kondition
Estetiska värden - skönhet, ädelmod, älskvärdhet, konst
Kunskapsmässiga värden - sanning, kunskap, utbildning, visdom, vetenskap
Religiösa värden - tro, hopp, helighet
Sociala värden - altruism, vänskap, kärlek, trohet, frihet, patriotism, trygghet
Maktrelaterade värden - styrka, makt, krig, rikedom, pengar, seger
Rättsliga värden - rättvisa, mänskliga rättigheter, jämlikhet, legalitet
Etiska värden - godhet, det moraliska rätta
Ekologiska värden - naturens skönhet, djurens rättigheter
Egologiska värden - självaktning, själviskhet, egen fördel
5/27/2011
tyttö on tullut kotiin
Hem hemma igen. skönt. eller bara deprimerande?
du höll mig vaken hela förra natten. snälla låt mig få sova ikväll.
du höll mig vaken hela förra natten. snälla låt mig få sova ikväll.
5/25/2011
5/24/2011
5/22/2011
I call him lollipop
Call my baby lollipop
Tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does his shaky rockin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance
I call him
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, chimry or lime
If you had a choice
He'd be your pick
But lollipop is mine
Crazy way he thrills me
Tell you why
Just like a lightning from the sky
He loves to kiss me till I can't see straight
GEE, MY LOLLIPOP IS GREAT
- Chordettes
Tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does his shaky rockin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance
I call him
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, chimry or lime
If you had a choice
He'd be your pick
But lollipop is mine
Crazy way he thrills me
Tell you why
Just like a lightning from the sky
He loves to kiss me till I can't see straight
GEE, MY LOLLIPOP IS GREAT
- Chordettes
voi video
I had a thought.
om du av någon anledning stått och väntat på mig på andra sidan bron igår, så skulle jag sagt att jag tror att jag har fallit för dig.
...
jag har fallit för dig.
men istället satt jag mig ner på en bänk vid ån och bytte mina skor och skickade sms med finaste vännen. berättade inte om vad som just då snurrade runt i mitt huvud, men om hon skulle ha ring upp så kanske jag inte skulle kunnat låta bli.
this is just depressing.
om du av någon anledning stått och väntat på mig på andra sidan bron igår, så skulle jag sagt att jag tror att jag har fallit för dig.
...
jag har fallit för dig.
men istället satt jag mig ner på en bänk vid ån och bytte mina skor och skickade sms med finaste vännen. berättade inte om vad som just då snurrade runt i mitt huvud, men om hon skulle ha ring upp så kanske jag inte skulle kunnat låta bli.
this is just depressing.
5/21/2011
You smell like baby powder.
Sheldon: Mathematical. 32-ounce banana smoothie, 16-ounce bladder.
Priya: Oh, Leonard, let the man pee.
Leonard: Oh. Cool. I’ve got a lawyer. And I’ve seen her naked.
Leonard: Top of her class, Cambridge University. Licensed to practice law in three countries. And your face.
Leonard: No offence, but shower sex with you is now the second best thing that’s happened today.
Raj: Greek food on pizza night? This is the most delightfully cruel thing we’ve done to Sheldon since we left that fake message from Stephen Hawking on his voice mail.
Sheldon: This is Greek food? Leonard, you hate Greek food.
Leonard: Not as much as you.
Sheldon: And what a civilisation is the Greeks. They gave us science, democracy and little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat.
Sheldon: The mean Indian lady tried to make me eat lamb.
Sheldon: Oh, I don’t know if I’m up for an evening talking about rainbows, unicorns and menstrual cramps.
Penny: Okay, suit yourself. We’ll probably be trashing Priya a little.
Sheldon: Shotgun.
Amy: Fair warning, we can get ker-razy.
Bernadette: Last week we smoked cigars and pretended to be dragons.
Bernadette: Amy and Sheldon sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-S-S-I-N-G.
Penny: That’s too many S’s for kissing.
Bernadette: Not if they’re doing it for a long time.
Amy: Oh, blah, blah, blah. Give me some sugar, bestie.
Bernadette: I totally want to see Sheldon dance. I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate.
Amy: I kissed a girl and I liked it, I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.
Sheldon: What happened to you?
Amy: What’s rattling around that big bulbous brain of yours?
Sheldon: I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild.
Leonard: What are you gonna do, Sheldon, blow up the apartment?
Sheldon: That was my first thought, but all my cool stuff is here.
Sheldon: This computer will send an e-mail to your parents in India saying that you’re in a secret relationship with the whiter-than-marshmallow-fluff Leonard Hofstadter.
Sheldon: Ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!
Sheldon: You’re preaching to the choir, sister.
Priya: Oh, Leonard, let the man pee.
Leonard: Oh. Cool. I’ve got a lawyer. And I’ve seen her naked.
Leonard: Top of her class, Cambridge University. Licensed to practice law in three countries. And your face.
Leonard: No offence, but shower sex with you is now the second best thing that’s happened today.
Raj: Greek food on pizza night? This is the most delightfully cruel thing we’ve done to Sheldon since we left that fake message from Stephen Hawking on his voice mail.
Sheldon: This is Greek food? Leonard, you hate Greek food.
Leonard: Not as much as you.
Sheldon: And what a civilisation is the Greeks. They gave us science, democracy and little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat.
Sheldon: The mean Indian lady tried to make me eat lamb.
Sheldon: Oh, I don’t know if I’m up for an evening talking about rainbows, unicorns and menstrual cramps.
Penny: Okay, suit yourself. We’ll probably be trashing Priya a little.
Sheldon: Shotgun.
Amy: Fair warning, we can get ker-razy.
Bernadette: Last week we smoked cigars and pretended to be dragons.
Bernadette: Amy and Sheldon sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-S-S-I-N-G.
Penny: That’s too many S’s for kissing.
Bernadette: Not if they’re doing it for a long time.
Amy: Oh, blah, blah, blah. Give me some sugar, bestie.
Bernadette: I totally want to see Sheldon dance. I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate.
Amy: I kissed a girl and I liked it, I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.
Sheldon: What happened to you?
Amy: What’s rattling around that big bulbous brain of yours?
Sheldon: I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild.
Leonard: What are you gonna do, Sheldon, blow up the apartment?
Sheldon: That was my first thought, but all my cool stuff is here.
Sheldon: This computer will send an e-mail to your parents in India saying that you’re in a secret relationship with the whiter-than-marshmallow-fluff Leonard Hofstadter.
Sheldon: Ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!
Sheldon: You’re preaching to the choir, sister.
Shut your ass!
Sheldon: Forgive my language, but poppycock.
Sheldon: I believe our nation’s tuna cans are safe.
Sheldon: What an elf I would've made.
Sheldon: I had an unusual experience with Amy last night.
Leonard: Really? How could you tell?
Sheldon: I think prolonged exposure to Penny has turned her into a bit of a Gabby Gertie.
Leonard: Boy, you sure get your money’s worth out of these games.
Leonard: There’s a big inspection coming up, and I don’t want to lose my TV privileges.
Leonard: I get a lawyer, he gets a lawyer, it’s just easier to stand behind the tape.
Leonard: It’s complicated, but as I remember it, the essentials are, get chosen last, get hit by the ball, cry, go home.
Priya: I was thinking we can bring Bernadette and Howard. She’s really interesting, and I bet I can get used to him.
Priya: Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet.
Penny: Unlike Amy and Priya, I know how to keep a secret.
Leonard: You're the one who told Amy in the first place.
Penny: In confidence!
Raj: Hello, Mummy. Hello, Daddy. How are you?
Mrs Koothrappali: We’re very rich in a very poor country. So, all in all, can’t complain.
Raj: Are you listening to this guy?
Howard: Hmm? Oh, I’m sorry. I was somewhere else.
Leonard: Lucky bastard.
Raj: A smile means something different in my country. You know, tears of joy, smile of sadness. India’s a goofy place.
Sheldon: If you don't mind, I'd like to stop listening to you and start talking.
Raj: I just felt like drinking alone, because I’m deep and dark.
Penny: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Raj: I was when I came in, but it’s amazing what liquor does to guilt.
Penny: Oh, that gossipy bitch! No offense.
Raj: None taken. You should hear how she talks about you.
Raj: Wow. I can’t believe old Smelly Pooper finally got laid.
Sheldon: I must say, Amy, pretending to have intercourse with you is giving me a great deal of satisfaction.
Amy: Slow down, Sheldon. I’m not quite there yet.
Sheldon: That's going to make me a chick magnet and I'm so busy as it is!
Amy: I wonder what changed her mind.
Sheldon: Perhaps your talk of my sexual prowess renewed her faith in love.
Amy: As good as an explanation as any.
Sheldon: I believe our nation’s tuna cans are safe.
Sheldon: What an elf I would've made.
Sheldon: I had an unusual experience with Amy last night.
Leonard: Really? How could you tell?
Sheldon: I think prolonged exposure to Penny has turned her into a bit of a Gabby Gertie.
Leonard: Boy, you sure get your money’s worth out of these games.
Leonard: There’s a big inspection coming up, and I don’t want to lose my TV privileges.
Leonard: I get a lawyer, he gets a lawyer, it’s just easier to stand behind the tape.
Leonard: It’s complicated, but as I remember it, the essentials are, get chosen last, get hit by the ball, cry, go home.
Priya: I was thinking we can bring Bernadette and Howard. She’s really interesting, and I bet I can get used to him.
Priya: Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet.
Penny: Unlike Amy and Priya, I know how to keep a secret.
Leonard: You're the one who told Amy in the first place.
Penny: In confidence!
Raj: Hello, Mummy. Hello, Daddy. How are you?
Mrs Koothrappali: We’re very rich in a very poor country. So, all in all, can’t complain.
Raj: Are you listening to this guy?
Howard: Hmm? Oh, I’m sorry. I was somewhere else.
Leonard: Lucky bastard.
Raj: A smile means something different in my country. You know, tears of joy, smile of sadness. India’s a goofy place.
Sheldon: If you don't mind, I'd like to stop listening to you and start talking.
Raj: I just felt like drinking alone, because I’m deep and dark.
Penny: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Raj: I was when I came in, but it’s amazing what liquor does to guilt.
Penny: Oh, that gossipy bitch! No offense.
Raj: None taken. You should hear how she talks about you.
Raj: Wow. I can’t believe old Smelly Pooper finally got laid.
Sheldon: I must say, Amy, pretending to have intercourse with you is giving me a great deal of satisfaction.
Amy: Slow down, Sheldon. I’m not quite there yet.
Sheldon: That's going to make me a chick magnet and I'm so busy as it is!
Amy: I wonder what changed her mind.
Sheldon: Perhaps your talk of my sexual prowess renewed her faith in love.
Amy: As good as an explanation as any.
5/20/2011
We’re kind of bad-asses, aren’t we?
Leonard: Oh, my God, what did they get?
Sheldon: What didn’t they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armour, my wand of untainted power, and all my gold.
Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?
Policeman: I’m sorry for your loss, but the Pasadena Police Department doesn’t have jurisdiction in Pandora.
Sheldon: That’s from Avatar, World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?
Sheldon: They also took Glen.
Leonard: No, not Glen.
Sheldon: Yes, the only bird that I ever loved.
Sheldon: Three thousand hours. Three thousand hours clicking on that mouse, collecting weapons and gold. It’s almost as if it was a huge waste of time.
Sheldon: There isn’t enough camomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart.
Penny: He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap that’s useful in a make-believe place.
Priya: I don’t know what that means.
Penny: Yeah, well, sadly, I do.
Penny: Can you believe that?
Bernadette: I feel like I’m supposed to say that bitch, but I don’t have enough information.
Bernadette: I took Howard to the beach once. He almost burst into flames like a vampire.
Penny: Want some coffee liqueur on your ice cream?
Amy: Ah, here’s the alcohol and drug peer pressure Mother warned me about. I was starting to think it was never going to happen. Yes, please.
Penny: You know, for the first couple of months, whenever I would take off my bra, he would giggle and say, oh boy, my breast friends.
Howard: Maybe if you stop dropping your sword and bending over to pick it up.
Amy: Four women walk down the stairs, how many reach the lobby?
Howard: No one can hide from me, not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego, not even topless Natalie Portman.
Raj: Come on, dude, bros before... my sister.
Raj: Look, if you want your relationship with Leonard to continue, you’re going to have to believe whatever wild-eyed, cockamamie excuse the white devil has the nerve to offer you. Okay?
Howard: Beyonce? Really?
Raj: She’s curvy and she owns it. I like that.
Leonard: Next time we go to kick someone’s ass, we take the train.
Todd Zarnecki: Who is it?
Sheldon: Your doom!
Raj: Don’t say your doom. Who opens the door for their doom?
Sheldon: Good point. Basket of puppies.
Penny: Amy is right, I do wanna fling my poop at her.
Sheldon: What didn’t they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armour, my wand of untainted power, and all my gold.
Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?
Policeman: I’m sorry for your loss, but the Pasadena Police Department doesn’t have jurisdiction in Pandora.
Sheldon: That’s from Avatar, World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?
Sheldon: They also took Glen.
Leonard: No, not Glen.
Sheldon: Yes, the only bird that I ever loved.
Sheldon: Three thousand hours. Three thousand hours clicking on that mouse, collecting weapons and gold. It’s almost as if it was a huge waste of time.
Sheldon: There isn’t enough camomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart.
Penny: He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap that’s useful in a make-believe place.
Priya: I don’t know what that means.
Penny: Yeah, well, sadly, I do.
Penny: Can you believe that?
Bernadette: I feel like I’m supposed to say that bitch, but I don’t have enough information.
Bernadette: I took Howard to the beach once. He almost burst into flames like a vampire.
Penny: Want some coffee liqueur on your ice cream?
Amy: Ah, here’s the alcohol and drug peer pressure Mother warned me about. I was starting to think it was never going to happen. Yes, please.
Penny: You know, for the first couple of months, whenever I would take off my bra, he would giggle and say, oh boy, my breast friends.
Howard: Maybe if you stop dropping your sword and bending over to pick it up.
Amy: Four women walk down the stairs, how many reach the lobby?
Howard: No one can hide from me, not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego, not even topless Natalie Portman.
Raj: Come on, dude, bros before... my sister.
Raj: Look, if you want your relationship with Leonard to continue, you’re going to have to believe whatever wild-eyed, cockamamie excuse the white devil has the nerve to offer you. Okay?
Howard: Beyonce? Really?
Raj: She’s curvy and she owns it. I like that.
Leonard: Next time we go to kick someone’s ass, we take the train.
Todd Zarnecki: Who is it?
Sheldon: Your doom!
Raj: Don’t say your doom. Who opens the door for their doom?
Sheldon: Good point. Basket of puppies.
Penny: Amy is right, I do wanna fling my poop at her.
Son of a gun, you’re blowing my mind!
Leonard: Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out of the Kama Sutra, was that fun for you or kinda racially insensitive?
Priya: Yeah, just because you’re in bed with an Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?
Leonard: Hey, if you can find a book called weird sex with white boys, I’d be okay with that.
Howard: Hey, Raj, wanna see a new magic trick I’ve been working on?
Sheldon: Howard, if I may interject here with a piece of friendly advice. Is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time? Granted, you’re just an engineer, but that doesn’t mean you might not someday build a geegaw or a thingamabob that may get you a thank you in someone else’s Nobel prize acceptance speech.
Raj: Is the trick making him disappear? Sure, let’s see it.
Howard: You ever notice when he thinks real hard, it smells like bacon?
Penny: Oh, big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: Not knowing is part of the fun. Was that the motto of your community college?
Sheldon: So, you're saying this is a regulation deck?
Howard: I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle!
Leonard: Hypothetically, if I had access to a lieutenant Uhura uniform, would you wear it?
Priya: Leonard, it is a source of great pain to me and my family that my brother has that outfit in his wardrobe.
Leonard: I’m ready! I gave up the gift of sight for you. If that’s not moving on, what is?
Penny: Hey, you. What happened with the contacts?
Leonard: One of them’s upstairs. The other one sort of slipped back into my skull.
Sheldon: This time do it with me, so I can make sure there’s no monkey business.
Priya: Yeah, just because you’re in bed with an Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?
Leonard: Hey, if you can find a book called weird sex with white boys, I’d be okay with that.
Howard: Hey, Raj, wanna see a new magic trick I’ve been working on?
Sheldon: Howard, if I may interject here with a piece of friendly advice. Is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time? Granted, you’re just an engineer, but that doesn’t mean you might not someday build a geegaw or a thingamabob that may get you a thank you in someone else’s Nobel prize acceptance speech.
Raj: Is the trick making him disappear? Sure, let’s see it.
Howard: You ever notice when he thinks real hard, it smells like bacon?
Penny: Oh, big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: Not knowing is part of the fun. Was that the motto of your community college?
Sheldon: So, you're saying this is a regulation deck?
Howard: I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle!
Leonard: Hypothetically, if I had access to a lieutenant Uhura uniform, would you wear it?
Priya: Leonard, it is a source of great pain to me and my family that my brother has that outfit in his wardrobe.
Leonard: I’m ready! I gave up the gift of sight for you. If that’s not moving on, what is?
Penny: Hey, you. What happened with the contacts?
Leonard: One of them’s upstairs. The other one sort of slipped back into my skull.
Sheldon: This time do it with me, so I can make sure there’s no monkey business.
5/19/2011
We’re like hippies at a love-in.
Leonard: It’s the same group of people who hang out here, hanging out over there.
Sheldon: I’m sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party.
Leonard: How come it’s not a party when we do it here?
Sheldon: Because we don’t throw parties.
Sheldon: Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
Howard: That’s got to be fun for you, huh? Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva out of your sister’s mouth?
Sheldon: Oh, look, it’s Harry Potter and 98% of The Sorcerer’s Stone.
Sheldon: Sadly, Penny, this evening, I am the Dark Knight, roaming these mean streets alone. A windbreaker for my cape, and a stern expression for my cowl.
Sheldon: Apparently, because Leonard is dating Raj’s sister, we’re all forced to hang out at his apartment.
Penny: Oh, the horror.
Sheldon: Indeed. Yeah, at one point, Raj put on reggae music, and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.
Zack: So, long story short, I nailed her.
Penny: Let’s go find me a heinie to bite.
Leonard: Hey, I thought you were with your new buddies.
Sheldon: I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.
Sheldon: I’m sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party.
Leonard: How come it’s not a party when we do it here?
Sheldon: Because we don’t throw parties.
Sheldon: Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
Howard: That’s got to be fun for you, huh? Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva out of your sister’s mouth?
Sheldon: Oh, look, it’s Harry Potter and 98% of The Sorcerer’s Stone.
Sheldon: Sadly, Penny, this evening, I am the Dark Knight, roaming these mean streets alone. A windbreaker for my cape, and a stern expression for my cowl.
Sheldon: Apparently, because Leonard is dating Raj’s sister, we’re all forced to hang out at his apartment.
Penny: Oh, the horror.
Sheldon: Indeed. Yeah, at one point, Raj put on reggae music, and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.
Zack: So, long story short, I nailed her.
Penny: Let’s go find me a heinie to bite.
Leonard: Hey, I thought you were with your new buddies.
Sheldon: I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.
5/17/2011
I forbidded it.
Bernadette: You sound a little like a drunken monkey.
Mrs. Wolowitz: God forbid you get one of them fancy sex diseases.
Sheldon: Did you offer him a hot beverage?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.
Howard: Tea does sound nice.
Sheldon: You heard the man, Leonard
Sheldon: Focus. I’m down in the dumps here.
Raj: Clearly, she was sending you a message to take a hike, Mike.
Sheldon: The Hindu Code of Manu is very clear in these matters. If a woman’s father is not around, the duty of controlling her base desires falls to the closest male member of her family, in this case, Raj. The code also states that if she disobeys, she will be reborn in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases. If true, that seems like an awfully large gamble given that the prize is Leonard.
Raj: There it is, Priya. We’re Indian. We believe this stuff.
Priya: I think it also says that if you eat beef, you need to live with cows for three months and drink their urine.
Raj: Some of it makes sense, some of it’s crazy.
Sheldon: If I might quote Howard, "Do the dance with no pants".
Amy: I hightailed over here to pick up the pieces of your broken heart.
Penny: Amy, I'm fine.
Amy: You don't have to be strong for me. Now, let's talk about Priya, that man-stealing bitch!
Howard: I choose you.
Raj: Leonard, I swear to God, if your sister ever comes to town, I shall have my way with her.
Leonard: My sister’s 38 and married.
Raj: All the more shame that will fall upon the house of Hofstadter.
Amy: So, how you holding up?
Penny: I’m fine.
Amy: Oh, who are you kidding? She’s breathtaking.
Penny: Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition I thought was going to be for a cat food commercial. Turned out to be porn.
Sheldon: Did you get the part?
Penny: I didn’t do the audition.
Sheldon: Given the state of your career, can you really afford to be picky?
Howard: It’s not weird. There’s lots of kids there with their moms.
Penny: Are Leonard and Priya here?
Sheldon: They went to Catalina for the weekend.
Penny: Oh. Where’s Raj?
Sheldon: At home, forbidding it.
Mrs. Wolowitz: God forbid you get one of them fancy sex diseases.
Sheldon: Did you offer him a hot beverage?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.
Howard: Tea does sound nice.
Sheldon: You heard the man, Leonard
Sheldon: Focus. I’m down in the dumps here.
Raj: Clearly, she was sending you a message to take a hike, Mike.
Sheldon: The Hindu Code of Manu is very clear in these matters. If a woman’s father is not around, the duty of controlling her base desires falls to the closest male member of her family, in this case, Raj. The code also states that if she disobeys, she will be reborn in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases. If true, that seems like an awfully large gamble given that the prize is Leonard.
Raj: There it is, Priya. We’re Indian. We believe this stuff.
Priya: I think it also says that if you eat beef, you need to live with cows for three months and drink their urine.
Raj: Some of it makes sense, some of it’s crazy.
Sheldon: If I might quote Howard, "Do the dance with no pants".
Amy: I hightailed over here to pick up the pieces of your broken heart.
Penny: Amy, I'm fine.
Amy: You don't have to be strong for me. Now, let's talk about Priya, that man-stealing bitch!
Howard: I choose you.
Raj: Leonard, I swear to God, if your sister ever comes to town, I shall have my way with her.
Leonard: My sister’s 38 and married.
Raj: All the more shame that will fall upon the house of Hofstadter.
Amy: So, how you holding up?
Penny: I’m fine.
Amy: Oh, who are you kidding? She’s breathtaking.
Penny: Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition I thought was going to be for a cat food commercial. Turned out to be porn.
Sheldon: Did you get the part?
Penny: I didn’t do the audition.
Sheldon: Given the state of your career, can you really afford to be picky?
Howard: It’s not weird. There’s lots of kids there with their moms.
Penny: Are Leonard and Priya here?
Sheldon: They went to Catalina for the weekend.
Penny: Oh. Where’s Raj?
Sheldon: At home, forbidding it.
vill du ligga med mig då?
Om jag lyssnar mer än du pratar,
inte talar om mig själv.
Om jag säger du är vacker,
men att det spelar ingen roll.
För skönhet finns inom oss,
om jag ljuger om sånt där.
Om jag säger det går bra nu,
men inte talar om mitt jobb.
Om jag ger dig mina tårar,
men är stark när du är svag.
Spelar sweet home Alabama,
på en lägereldsgitarr.
Om jag är säker på mig själv,
men aldrig är för självgod.
Om jag är en alfaman i sängen,
men aldrig bråkar.
Om jag inte är så svartsjuk,
inte håller dig så hårt.
Om jag inte är så matcho,
men försvarar dig ändå.
Om jag ljuger om min barndom,
säger att den varit svår.
Väcker modern i ditt hjärta,
leker mamma pappa.
Om jag alltid håller med dig,
fast jag tycker du har fel.
Om jag låtsas att jag bryr mig,
när du köper nya skor.
Om jag skrattar på rätt ställe,
fast du inte är så kul.
Om du tror att jag är farlig,
kanske tänder du på det.
är det vad som krävs?
nej.
I've got your back, Jack.
Raj: Here’s what I wonder about zombies. What happens if they can’t get any human flesh to eat? They can’t starve to death, they’re already dead.
Howard: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on how do vampires shave when they can’t see themselves in the mirror?
Seibert: We have to shake a few hands and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research.
Seibert: Let me put it this way. You’re gonna put on a suit, you’re gonna come to this party, and you’re gonna explain your research to a bunch of old people, or I swear to God, I’ll blind you with a hot spoon, like they did to that little boy in Slumdog Millionaire.
Raj: Oh, you don’t want that.
Howard: My girlfriend doesn’t pick out my clothes. My mother does.
Raj: You see, in India, we don’t make the mistake of letting our poor people have dreams.
Seibert: The board of directors insists he has a beautiful mind. I think he’s just bananas.
Raj: I have to tinkle.
Sheldon: Oh no! Not the dirt people!
Leonard: That was good for you? ‘Cause I was sweating through my T-shirt.
Sheldon: No, no, no, I’m just here for your money. I don’t want to shake anyone’s germy hands. Explain it to them, Siebert.
Sheldon: I must confess I don’t understand you, President Siebert. First you say you want me to appear at your fund-raisers, but now you say you never want me to go anywhere near your fund-raisers. Forgive me, but that sounds like a mixed message. Here we go again. If there’s simply no talking to me, why did you call? I’m sorry, someone’s on the other line. Why don’t you see if you can organize your thoughts, and we’ll try again later.
Sheldon: She wants to talk to you. Who’s crazy now?
Sheldon: My stature intimidates her, so she’s using you to get to me. Crafty old gal.
Leonard: You kind of remind me of her. She enjoys making people uncomfortable, too.
Howard: How was dinner?
Leonard: Swell. I need a drink. Do we have any alcohol?
Sheldon: No. But we have potatoes, I could make you vodka. It’ll take two weeks.
Howard: Wait-wait-wait. Are you telling us that old lady wanted to have sex with you in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?
Leonard: I think so.
Howard: You lucky duck.
Penny: You’re really a broken toy, aren’t you?
Howard: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on how do vampires shave when they can’t see themselves in the mirror?
Seibert: We have to shake a few hands and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research.
Seibert: Let me put it this way. You’re gonna put on a suit, you’re gonna come to this party, and you’re gonna explain your research to a bunch of old people, or I swear to God, I’ll blind you with a hot spoon, like they did to that little boy in Slumdog Millionaire.
Raj: Oh, you don’t want that.
Howard: My girlfriend doesn’t pick out my clothes. My mother does.
Raj: You see, in India, we don’t make the mistake of letting our poor people have dreams.
Seibert: The board of directors insists he has a beautiful mind. I think he’s just bananas.
Raj: I have to tinkle.
Sheldon: Oh no! Not the dirt people!
Leonard: That was good for you? ‘Cause I was sweating through my T-shirt.
Sheldon: No, no, no, I’m just here for your money. I don’t want to shake anyone’s germy hands. Explain it to them, Siebert.
Sheldon: I must confess I don’t understand you, President Siebert. First you say you want me to appear at your fund-raisers, but now you say you never want me to go anywhere near your fund-raisers. Forgive me, but that sounds like a mixed message. Here we go again. If there’s simply no talking to me, why did you call? I’m sorry, someone’s on the other line. Why don’t you see if you can organize your thoughts, and we’ll try again later.
Sheldon: She wants to talk to you. Who’s crazy now?
Sheldon: My stature intimidates her, so she’s using you to get to me. Crafty old gal.
Leonard: You kind of remind me of her. She enjoys making people uncomfortable, too.
Howard: How was dinner?
Leonard: Swell. I need a drink. Do we have any alcohol?
Sheldon: No. But we have potatoes, I could make you vodka. It’ll take two weeks.
Howard: Wait-wait-wait. Are you telling us that old lady wanted to have sex with you in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?
Leonard: I think so.
Howard: You lucky duck.
Penny: You’re really a broken toy, aren’t you?
Sheldon: Penny, you’re an expert on trading sexual favours for material gain, walk him through this.
Sheldon: Check out those saddle shoes. Rar!
Leonard: I’m not going to prostitute myself just so we can get some new equipment.
Sheldon: Oh, come on! Why not?
Sheldon: Using your genitalia to actually accomplish something!
Mrs Latham: I took a shot, sue me.
Penny: Good morning, slut.
Leonard: What?
Penny: Oh, please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you’re missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.
Sheldon: Are you just getting home?
Leonard: Yeah.
Sheldon: That’s a good sign, right?
Penny: Oh, yeah.
Sheldon: I’m so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!
Leonard: I got the money first.
Sheldon: Smart. Get paid up front. Yeah, I think you have a real knack for gigolo work, Leonard.
Leonard: Uh, I’m gonna go lie down.
Sheldon: That’s a good idea, get your rest. There are a lot more rich old ladies out there, and Daddy needs a new linear accelerator. And I thought he didn’t learn anything from his relationship with you.
Leonard: I’m not going to prostitute myself just so we can get some new equipment.
Sheldon: Oh, come on! Why not?
Sheldon: Using your genitalia to actually accomplish something!
Mrs Latham: I took a shot, sue me.
Penny: Good morning, slut.
Leonard: What?
Penny: Oh, please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you’re missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.
Sheldon: Are you just getting home?
Leonard: Yeah.
Sheldon: That’s a good sign, right?
Penny: Oh, yeah.
Sheldon: I’m so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!
Leonard: I got the money first.
Sheldon: Smart. Get paid up front. Yeah, I think you have a real knack for gigolo work, Leonard.
Leonard: Uh, I’m gonna go lie down.
Sheldon: That’s a good idea, get your rest. There are a lot more rich old ladies out there, and Daddy needs a new linear accelerator. And I thought he didn’t learn anything from his relationship with you.
5/16/2011
Where No Sheldon Has Gone Before.
Leonard: Dr. Cooper has taken a relatively boring subject and managed to make it completely insufferable. Plus, he looks like a giant insect.
Sheldon: I’m not familiar with the acronym KMN.
Leonard: Oh, uh, from the context, we think it means kill me now.
Sheldon: I think I’ll turn in. I didn’t want to teach those poopy heads, anyway.
Howard: FYI, I think that’s what Darth Vader said just before he started building the Death Star.
Sheldon: I’m not familiar with the acronym KMN.
Leonard: Oh, uh, from the context, we think it means kill me now.
Sheldon: I think I’ll turn in. I didn’t want to teach those poopy heads, anyway.
Howard: FYI, I think that’s what Darth Vader said just before he started building the Death Star.
Raj: I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It happened to a friend of mine.
Raj: Cute is for bunnies. I want to be something with sex appeal. Like a labradoodle!
Sheldon: If certain tweets and blogs are to be believed, I suck the big one.
Howard: What ya thinking so hard about?
Raj: Just that I’m definitely not gay.
Sheldon: Action.
Penny: Okay, it’s not a movie. It’s improv. So no one calls action.
Sheldon: Hey, you taught me something. Who would have thought it?
Sheldon: Goodness, I’ll never understand that boy. But then again, I’m a religious nut, and my mind is closed to so many things.
Sheldon: Glory be to Heaven
Sheldon: Mommy, I love you. Don't let Spock take me to the future.
Sheldon: If certain tweets and blogs are to be believed, I suck the big one.
Howard: What ya thinking so hard about?
Raj: Just that I’m definitely not gay.
Sheldon: Action.
Penny: Okay, it’s not a movie. It’s improv. So no one calls action.
Sheldon: Hey, you taught me something. Who would have thought it?
Sheldon: Goodness, I’ll never understand that boy. But then again, I’m a religious nut, and my mind is closed to so many things.
Sheldon: Glory be to Heaven
Sheldon: Mommy, I love you. Don't let Spock take me to the future.
NÅJA!
då va vi världsmästare. feels GOOD!
p.s. såg matchen i mitt lilla, men mycket fina, vita samsung tv.
+ inte ut och fira som alla andra galna finländare, utan i säng halv tre... I know, I'm getting old.
p.s. såg matchen i mitt lilla, men mycket fina, vita samsung tv.
+ inte ut och fira som alla andra galna finländare, utan i säng halv tre... I know, I'm getting old.
5/15/2011
Road Trip God
Penny: So, the usual, with extra spit on Sheldon’s hamburger.
Penny: I’m actually pretty busy this weekend.
Sheldon: Probably serving food that was ordered today.
Amy: Don’t you read my blog?
Penny: Oh, don’t feel bad. I never read Leonard’s, and I used to sleep with him.
Penny: just to be clear, when you guys say spa, does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?
Leonard: Pretty much. Except we keep our shirts on in the sauna.
Sheldon: We are only as strong as our weakest bladder.
Sheldon: Radio contact is sufficient. No need to extend your middle finger.
Amy: Are you in the lanthanoid series?
Sheldon: Amy, it's Penny's turn! Penny...
Penny: Uh, I dunno. Are you food?
Sheldon: That's not a apropos! We've already established I'm found on the Periodic Table.
Penny: Well, it's a table, right? I mean, why can't there be food on it?
Sheldon: I knew she wasn't lead car material!
Howard: It’s the Love Car.
Howard: Hey, Bernie?
Bernadette: Yeah?
Howard: Please tell me he’s your gay cousin.
Bernadette: You can’t think that way.
Howard: Yep. Loser.
Bernadette: Are you saying you don’t think I’m hot enough to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard: No! No, I’m saying exactly the opposite.
Bernadette: I’m too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard: Yeah, let’s go with that.
Penny: What happened?
Bernadette: Howard’s a complete and total ass.
Penny: Oh, yeah, that. Come on in.
Leonard: Yeah, that would be a little more like getting into dracula's coffin.
Leonard: We’ll just call the middle here the Neutral Zone.
Penny: The what?
Leonard: Star Trek. You know, the Neutral Zone between the Federation and the Romulan Empire.
Penny: Oh, okay. Just like old times.
Sheldon: I need to sleep here tonight.
Raj: Why?
Sheldon: Howard is a total ass, Bernadette is in Penny's bed, Amy bites and Penny may or may not have coitus with Leonard.
Raj: OK, come in.
Leonard: I'd like to kick your little brown ass.
Howard: What, I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Penny: I’m actually pretty busy this weekend.
Sheldon: Probably serving food that was ordered today.
Amy: Don’t you read my blog?
Penny: Oh, don’t feel bad. I never read Leonard’s, and I used to sleep with him.
Penny: just to be clear, when you guys say spa, does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?
Leonard: Pretty much. Except we keep our shirts on in the sauna.
Sheldon: We are only as strong as our weakest bladder.
Sheldon: Radio contact is sufficient. No need to extend your middle finger.
Amy: Are you in the lanthanoid series?
Sheldon: Amy, it's Penny's turn! Penny...
Penny: Uh, I dunno. Are you food?
Sheldon: That's not a apropos! We've already established I'm found on the Periodic Table.
Penny: Well, it's a table, right? I mean, why can't there be food on it?
Sheldon: I knew she wasn't lead car material!
Howard: It’s the Love Car.
Howard: Hey, Bernie?
Bernadette: Yeah?
Howard: Please tell me he’s your gay cousin.
Bernadette: You can’t think that way.
Howard: Yep. Loser.
Bernadette: Are you saying you don’t think I’m hot enough to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard: No! No, I’m saying exactly the opposite.
Bernadette: I’m too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard: Yeah, let’s go with that.
Penny: What happened?
Bernadette: Howard’s a complete and total ass.
Penny: Oh, yeah, that. Come on in.
Leonard: Yeah, that would be a little more like getting into dracula's coffin.
Leonard: We’ll just call the middle here the Neutral Zone.
Penny: The what?
Leonard: Star Trek. You know, the Neutral Zone between the Federation and the Romulan Empire.
Penny: Oh, okay. Just like old times.
Sheldon: I need to sleep here tonight.
Raj: Why?
Sheldon: Howard is a total ass, Bernadette is in Penny's bed, Amy bites and Penny may or may not have coitus with Leonard.
Raj: OK, come in.
Leonard: I'd like to kick your little brown ass.
Howard: What, I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
5/14/2011
A disappointing drink for a disappointing day.
Howard: Ma, Ma, calm down. Listen to me. I know it says click with the mouse, but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse. Now, put your finger on it. Doesn’t matter which finger. Good choice. Now move it down to your e-mail icon. Yeah, the little envelope. What do you mean, what does it look like? It looks like an envelope! Fine, you don’t like the computer, don’t use it! Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye
Raj: That’s a Hanukkah present you’re regretting, huh?
Howard: A few extra bucks would be nice. I could finally move out of my mother’s house.
Raj: Where would you go?
Howard: I always dreamed about building a little place of my own over the garage.
Raj: You know, if I made more money, I could take time off from work and give pretty girls submarine rides.
Howard: What’s that? Some weird sex thing?
Raj: No. You take pretty girls underwater in your private submarine, and you show them fish. Why does everything have to be dirty with you?
Sheldon: You have so few good ideas, Leonard. And you’re just going to spill the beans in front of an outsider?
Penny: Who, me?
Howard: Sheldon, I don’t think Penny cares about handwriting-recognition based differential…
Sheldon: The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.
Sheldon: Consider this unlikely but very plausible scenario. A young woman alone in the big city. Her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.
Penny: Hey, wait a minute.Howard: Well, hang on. Let’s see where he’s going.
Sheldon: Then it hits her. How is she going to survive? I mean, she has no prospects, no marketable skills. And then one day, she meets a group of geniuses and their friend Howard.
Howard: Hey, I…
Penny: Hang on. Let’s see where he’s going.
Sheldon: She befriends them, and then lies in wait until they reveal a marketable idea, which she steals and sells to the highest bidder.
Leonard: That is ridiculous.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? Well let’s see you come up with an explanation as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time.
Penny: Oh, great. You know what? I’ve already mooched dinner off you guys. I don’t need to listen to this.
Howard: There’s your answer, free food.
Raj: Ooh, Leonard is going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass!
Sheldon: How about this for the app name? The Surprisingly Helpful Equation-Linked Differential Optimized Numerator.
Raj: So it spells Sheldon?
Sheldon: Does it? A happy accident.
Howard: Eureka!
Raj: Hey, we agreed when it was Eureka time, we were all gonna say it together.
Howard: Fine. Let’s say it together.
Raj: No. The moment has passed.
Penny: What you doing? Trying to contact your home planet?
Penny: What if I got him to apologize and promise to behave?
Leonard: Then I guess we would let him back on the app team, and while we’re doing that, you could take an aerial tour of L.A. on your flying pig.
Penny: Say you’re sorry.
Sheldon: Oh, no. Mrs. Mary Cooper didn’t raise her no liars.
Raj: That’s a Hanukkah present you’re regretting, huh?
Howard: A few extra bucks would be nice. I could finally move out of my mother’s house.
Raj: Where would you go?
Howard: I always dreamed about building a little place of my own over the garage.
Raj: You know, if I made more money, I could take time off from work and give pretty girls submarine rides.
Howard: What’s that? Some weird sex thing?
Raj: No. You take pretty girls underwater in your private submarine, and you show them fish. Why does everything have to be dirty with you?
Sheldon: You have so few good ideas, Leonard. And you’re just going to spill the beans in front of an outsider?
Penny: Who, me?
Howard: Sheldon, I don’t think Penny cares about handwriting-recognition based differential…
Sheldon: The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.
Sheldon: Consider this unlikely but very plausible scenario. A young woman alone in the big city. Her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.
Penny: Hey, wait a minute.Howard: Well, hang on. Let’s see where he’s going.
Sheldon: Then it hits her. How is she going to survive? I mean, she has no prospects, no marketable skills. And then one day, she meets a group of geniuses and their friend Howard.
Howard: Hey, I…
Penny: Hang on. Let’s see where he’s going.
Sheldon: She befriends them, and then lies in wait until they reveal a marketable idea, which she steals and sells to the highest bidder.
Leonard: That is ridiculous.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? Well let’s see you come up with an explanation as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time.
Penny: Oh, great. You know what? I’ve already mooched dinner off you guys. I don’t need to listen to this.
Howard: There’s your answer, free food.
Raj: Ooh, Leonard is going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass!
Sheldon: How about this for the app name? The Surprisingly Helpful Equation-Linked Differential Optimized Numerator.
Raj: So it spells Sheldon?
Sheldon: Does it? A happy accident.
Howard: Eureka!
Raj: Hey, we agreed when it was Eureka time, we were all gonna say it together.
Howard: Fine. Let’s say it together.
Raj: No. The moment has passed.
Penny: What you doing? Trying to contact your home planet?
Penny: What if I got him to apologize and promise to behave?
Leonard: Then I guess we would let him back on the app team, and while we’re doing that, you could take an aerial tour of L.A. on your flying pig.
Penny: Say you’re sorry.
Sheldon: Oh, no. Mrs. Mary Cooper didn’t raise her no liars.
5/12/2011
Superman probably isn’t getting laid tonight.
Sheldon: Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards and does not violate the rule against homemade cards because I made it at work.
Zack: I want to talk science with the science dudes.
Howard: Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you. What do you want to talk about, rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver?
Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it’ll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.
Zack: No, I’m almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel. It was a great show. They also said dolphins might be smarter than people.
Leonard: They might be smarter than some people.
Leonard: You think Penny’s right? Were we bullying Zack?
Howard: No, I know bullying. He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.
Raj: And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.
Leonard: That happened to you?
Raj: First day of cricket camp. They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.
Leonard: What would I even say?
Sheldon: Zack, I’m sorry you’re stupid. Have a Milk Dud.
Zack: I haven’t been to a comic book store in literally a million years.
Sheldon: Literally? Literally a million years?
Stuart: Yeah, I work 70 hours a week and average a dollar sixty five an hour.
Zack: Sweet.
Stuart: Is that sarcasm?
Howard: Uh, no, it’s an indictment of the American education system.
Sheldon: Let’s ask ourselves, is there anyone we know who would make a more manly and convincing son of Krypton?
Stuart: Than than Leonard in high-heeled boots? Howard’s mother in high-heeled boots?
Raj: I don’t want to be Aquaman. He sucks. He sucks underwater. He sucks fish pee.
Leonard: Just chill out, Sheldon.
Sheldon: I’m not Sheldon. I’m the Flash. And now I’m going to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration... I’m back.
Raj: No Superman, no Wonder Woman? All we’ve got is a skinny Flash, an Indian Aquaman, a nearsighted Green Lantern, and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight.
Raj: Oh, man. Scooter sucks. He’s the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.
Howard: Leonard, you talk to Penny.
Leonard: What makes you think I can convince her?
Howard: You got her to have sex with you. Obviously, your superpower is brainwashing.
Zack: I want to talk science with the science dudes.
Howard: Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you. What do you want to talk about, rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver?
Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it’ll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.
Zack: No, I’m almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel. It was a great show. They also said dolphins might be smarter than people.
Leonard: They might be smarter than some people.
Leonard: You think Penny’s right? Were we bullying Zack?
Howard: No, I know bullying. He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.
Raj: And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.
Leonard: That happened to you?
Raj: First day of cricket camp. They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.
Leonard: What would I even say?
Sheldon: Zack, I’m sorry you’re stupid. Have a Milk Dud.
Zack: I haven’t been to a comic book store in literally a million years.
Sheldon: Literally? Literally a million years?
Stuart: Yeah, I work 70 hours a week and average a dollar sixty five an hour.
Zack: Sweet.
Stuart: Is that sarcasm?
Howard: Uh, no, it’s an indictment of the American education system.
Sheldon: Let’s ask ourselves, is there anyone we know who would make a more manly and convincing son of Krypton?
Stuart: Than than Leonard in high-heeled boots? Howard’s mother in high-heeled boots?
Raj: I don’t want to be Aquaman. He sucks. He sucks underwater. He sucks fish pee.
Leonard: Just chill out, Sheldon.
Sheldon: I’m not Sheldon. I’m the Flash. And now I’m going to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration... I’m back.
Raj: No Superman, no Wonder Woman? All we’ve got is a skinny Flash, an Indian Aquaman, a nearsighted Green Lantern, and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight.
Raj: Oh, man. Scooter sucks. He’s the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.
Howard: Leonard, you talk to Penny.
Leonard: What makes you think I can convince her?
Howard: You got her to have sex with you. Obviously, your superpower is brainwashing.
Some very excellent superhero quips.
Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells BOOBIES!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you know the iconic heart shape isn't based on an actual human heart, its based on what a womans ass looks like bending over.
Penny: So in 8th grade, I was dotting my i's with little asses? That's cool.
Penny: He just didn’t really challenge me on an intellectual level.
Bernadette: Couldn’t you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR?
Penny: Wouldn’t help. Zack can’t even spell NPR.
Bernadette: It’s what I do with Howard. I’m much smarter than he is. But it’s important to protect his manhood.
Raj: you get bit by a radioactive animal in a lab, you kind of want to turn into a superhero.
Howard: Yeah, but who’d want to become Rat-Man?
Raj: Who wouldn’t? You could zip through a maze in nothing flat, squeeze through really small holes, and shut down restaurants in a single bound. And the best part is, if I were Rat-Man, you could be my sidekick, Mouse Boy.
Leonard: 12 years after high school and I'm still at the nerd table.
Shelodn: Well, you’re the expert. If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.
Amy: Ears and genitalia.
Sheldon: Interesting. Not body parts that usually team up.
Sheldon: All right, I think I have enough to go on. Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood, hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite or, and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases, sexual arousal.
Amy: Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?
Howard: Let me ask you a question. What are you most afraid of?
Raj: I don’t know. Um, nuclear war. Accidentally being buried alive. Any of those movies where you get that phone call that says you’re going to die, and then you do.
Sheldon: You know, in difficult times like this, I often turn to a force stronger than myself.
Amy: Religion?
Sheldon: Star Trek.
Sheldon: Forget science: she's horny.
Sheldon: Go, Amy Farrah Fowler. Follow your endocrine system.
Amy: Thank you, Sheldon. You are a good friend.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you know the iconic heart shape isn't based on an actual human heart, its based on what a womans ass looks like bending over.
Penny: So in 8th grade, I was dotting my i's with little asses? That's cool.
Penny: He just didn’t really challenge me on an intellectual level.
Bernadette: Couldn’t you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR?
Penny: Wouldn’t help. Zack can’t even spell NPR.
Bernadette: It’s what I do with Howard. I’m much smarter than he is. But it’s important to protect his manhood.
Raj: you get bit by a radioactive animal in a lab, you kind of want to turn into a superhero.
Howard: Yeah, but who’d want to become Rat-Man?
Raj: Who wouldn’t? You could zip through a maze in nothing flat, squeeze through really small holes, and shut down restaurants in a single bound. And the best part is, if I were Rat-Man, you could be my sidekick, Mouse Boy.
Leonard: 12 years after high school and I'm still at the nerd table.
Shelodn: Well, you’re the expert. If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.
Amy: Ears and genitalia.
Sheldon: Interesting. Not body parts that usually team up.
Sheldon: All right, I think I have enough to go on. Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood, hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite or, and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases, sexual arousal.
Amy: Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?
Howard: Let me ask you a question. What are you most afraid of?
Raj: I don’t know. Um, nuclear war. Accidentally being buried alive. Any of those movies where you get that phone call that says you’re going to die, and then you do.
Sheldon: You know, in difficult times like this, I often turn to a force stronger than myself.
Amy: Religion?
Sheldon: Star Trek.
Sheldon: Forget science: she's horny.
Sheldon: Go, Amy Farrah Fowler. Follow your endocrine system.
Amy: Thank you, Sheldon. You are a good friend.
5/11/2011
I’m a keeper.
Raj: You know who’s got to be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe? Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax.
Howard: You want to talk brave, how about Captain America’s undocumented Mexican gardener?
Leonard: He’s not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?
Sheldon: As usual, you’re all wrong. The bravest person in the Marvel Universe is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.
Howard: How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?
Sheldon: Now you just being silly.
Leonard: I’ll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food.
Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out into the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, which you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled dolphins.
Sheldon: Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. By that definition, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Penny: Come on, honey, not in front of my dad.
Penny's dad: Relax, I've seen her do a lot worse with a lot stupider.
Sheldon: Oh, frickity frack! Not this again!
Howard: Look, you’re my best friend, she’s my girlfriend, you should bond. You know, like you and my mom did.
Raj: Your mom creeps the hell out of me.
Howard: Yes, but she’s stopped calling you slumdog millionaire.
Raj: I do appreciate that.
Howard: Okay, I think that’s enough about me.
Raj: He’s right. Let’s make fun of his mother.
Leonard: Hey, lovebug.
Penny: Shut up. You know what I’ve been doing for the last hour?
Leonard: Mm, dreamily doodling Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter in a notebook?
Penny: Listening to my father go on and on about what a great guy you are.
Leonard: You got to admit, I am, I’m delightful.
Sheldon: I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Sheldon: I'd like to go over some proposed changes to the roommate agreement, specifically to address Penny's annoying personal habits.
Penny: Oh my God! What personal habits?
Sheldon: I have a list. FYI overuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number 12.
Penny's Dad: I want grandkids before I die and I want 'em to grow up in a house without wheels!
Leonard: How'd it go last night?
Raj: Y'know, same old same old. Looked through a telescope, saw some stars. Big whoop!
Sheldon: I’m going to propose a hypothesis. Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization and has been ordered by the United States government to keep it a secret.
Raj: Nothing happened. Can we please just change the subject?
Sheldon: That sounds rehearsed. We are not alone.
Leonard: Did you get to play with Rajesh's big Telescope last night?
Howard: Where did that come from?
Rajesh: He never touched my telescope!
Howard: You want to talk brave, how about Captain America’s undocumented Mexican gardener?
Leonard: He’s not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?
Sheldon: As usual, you’re all wrong. The bravest person in the Marvel Universe is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.
Howard: How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?
Sheldon: Now you just being silly.
Leonard: I’ll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food.
Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out into the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, which you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled dolphins.
Sheldon: Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. By that definition, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Penny: Come on, honey, not in front of my dad.
Penny's dad: Relax, I've seen her do a lot worse with a lot stupider.
Sheldon: Oh, frickity frack! Not this again!
Howard: Look, you’re my best friend, she’s my girlfriend, you should bond. You know, like you and my mom did.
Raj: Your mom creeps the hell out of me.
Howard: Yes, but she’s stopped calling you slumdog millionaire.
Raj: I do appreciate that.
Howard: Okay, I think that’s enough about me.
Raj: He’s right. Let’s make fun of his mother.
Leonard: Hey, lovebug.
Penny: Shut up. You know what I’ve been doing for the last hour?
Leonard: Mm, dreamily doodling Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter in a notebook?
Penny: Listening to my father go on and on about what a great guy you are.
Leonard: You got to admit, I am, I’m delightful.
Sheldon: I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Sheldon: I'd like to go over some proposed changes to the roommate agreement, specifically to address Penny's annoying personal habits.
Penny: Oh my God! What personal habits?
Sheldon: I have a list. FYI overuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number 12.
Penny's Dad: I want grandkids before I die and I want 'em to grow up in a house without wheels!
Leonard: How'd it go last night?
Raj: Y'know, same old same old. Looked through a telescope, saw some stars. Big whoop!
Sheldon: I’m going to propose a hypothesis. Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization and has been ordered by the United States government to keep it a secret.
Raj: Nothing happened. Can we please just change the subject?
Sheldon: That sounds rehearsed. We are not alone.
Leonard: Did you get to play with Rajesh's big Telescope last night?
Howard: Where did that come from?
Rajesh: He never touched my telescope!
I have informed you thusly.
Penny: I can't believe you've never read "Eat, Pray, Love".
Leonard: When she comes out with "Eat, Pray, Runaway from a giant boulder", I'll read it.
Leonard: Would someone please turn off the Sheldon commentary track?
Sheldon: There’s no switch. Just listen and learn.
Howard: You know, if we miss it, we’ll have the fun of listening to Sheldon whine about it for the rest of our lives.
Sheldon: See? Howard’s on my side.
Howard: Actually, I’m not. I’m using sarcasm to mock you.
Sheldon: Drat. Now I’m 8 for 27.
Sheldon: This is where we could've been if Koothrapali hadn't ordered dessert.
Raj: I earned it, I ate all my brocolli.
Penny: All right, time to open bachelor number two.
Raj: Guys, I just did a quick calculation. Judging by the size of the theater and this line we may not get in.
Sheldon: What did he say?
Leonard: Nice going, Raj. I just got him down for his nap.
Sheldon: No butts, no cuts, no coconuts.
Sheldon: Hello. Well, this seems like an odd time to test my cell phone quality but go on. Test phrases. Alright. I'm a tote. Olba. Twad. All together? All right. I'm a total butt wad. Why are you laughing? Hello?
Penny: And that girls is how you make a phony phone call.
Sheldon: Explain to me why Wil Wheaton and his lackeys get in and we don’t.
Theatre staff: ‘Cause I’m the petty functionary with the clipboard, bitch.
Howard: We're looking for Sheldon, not Marmaduke!
Sheldon: Trouble is my middle name Leonard. Actually it's Lee but I prefer Trouble.
Leonard: When she comes out with "Eat, Pray, Runaway from a giant boulder", I'll read it.
Leonard: Would someone please turn off the Sheldon commentary track?
Sheldon: There’s no switch. Just listen and learn.
Howard: You know, if we miss it, we’ll have the fun of listening to Sheldon whine about it for the rest of our lives.
Sheldon: See? Howard’s on my side.
Howard: Actually, I’m not. I’m using sarcasm to mock you.
Sheldon: Drat. Now I’m 8 for 27.
Sheldon: This is where we could've been if Koothrapali hadn't ordered dessert.
Raj: I earned it, I ate all my brocolli.
Penny: All right, time to open bachelor number two.
Raj: Guys, I just did a quick calculation. Judging by the size of the theater and this line we may not get in.
Sheldon: What did he say?
Leonard: Nice going, Raj. I just got him down for his nap.
Sheldon: No butts, no cuts, no coconuts.
Sheldon: Hello. Well, this seems like an odd time to test my cell phone quality but go on. Test phrases. Alright. I'm a tote. Olba. Twad. All together? All right. I'm a total butt wad. Why are you laughing? Hello?
Penny: And that girls is how you make a phony phone call.
Sheldon: Explain to me why Wil Wheaton and his lackeys get in and we don’t.
Theatre staff: ‘Cause I’m the petty functionary with the clipboard, bitch.
Howard: We're looking for Sheldon, not Marmaduke!
Sheldon: Trouble is my middle name Leonard. Actually it's Lee but I prefer Trouble.
5/09/2011
I'll offer you a one-time-only high five.
Leonard: My problem is, I don’t project confidence. So I decided that the next time I meet a woman I think is attractive, rather than holding back and being cautious, I’m going to assume the mantle of self-assurance.
Raj: Oh, yeah? What’s that look like?
Leonard: I'm going to pick you up at 8. I'm going to show you a night that you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?
Raj: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don’t want to speak to the FBI.
Leonard: Why not?
Raj: I’m brown and I talk funny.
Howard: They’re just doing a background check on me.
Raj: It doesn't matter. They'll find a way to give me a one-way ticket back to Ghandiville. And by the way, when I say that, it's not offensive.
Raj: Oh, Bella, don’t you see? Edward’s only pushing you away because he loves you.
Page: Here’s my I.D.
Sheldon: And here is my Justice League membership card, but that doesn't prove I know Batman.
Page: Would you characterize him as responsible?
Sheldon: I’m going to answer that with a visual aid. This is my nine-disc complete Lord of the Rings trilogy blu-ray set. Mr. Wolowitz borrowed it, damaged plastic retention hub number three, and then returned it to me, hoping I wouldn’t notice. Would you characterize that as responsible?
Page: That’s really not the sort of thing we’re interested in.
Sheldon: You heard me say blu-ray, right?
Raj: I may have gotten a little tipsy when I talked to her.
Leonard: And I may have hit on her a little bit.
Raj: I may have thrown up rum cake on her shoes.
Howard: I see. Well, it’s good to know, when I need you guys, I can always count on you to step up and ruin everything.
Sheldon: Howard Joel Wolowitz. H is for honesty, of which he has much. O’s for outstanding, which he is such. W’s for witty, he’s quick with a joke. A’s for artistic, his ability…
Page: I’m sorry, Dr. Cooper, this matter is already closed.
Sheldon: But I still have rd Joel Wolowitz left to go.
Penny: What can I get you?
Sheldon: Alcohol.
Penny: Could you be a little more specific?
Sheldon: Ethyl alcohol. 40 millilitres.
Sheldon: Penny, you face failure on a daily basis. How do you cope?
Penny: I drink.
Sheldon: To drinking.
Howard: You’re giving me a couch cushion?
Sheldon: No. The cushion is merely symbolic. I’m giving you my spot on the couch.
Howard: But you love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother, my feelings for my spot are much greater.
Raj: Oh, my God, dude. Now you have to forgive him.
Raj: I haven't cried this hard since Toy Story 3!
Penny: How long was it?
Leonard: 94 seconds!
Raj: Oh, yeah? What’s that look like?
Leonard: I'm going to pick you up at 8. I'm going to show you a night that you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?
Raj: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don’t want to speak to the FBI.
Leonard: Why not?
Raj: I’m brown and I talk funny.
Howard: They’re just doing a background check on me.
Raj: It doesn't matter. They'll find a way to give me a one-way ticket back to Ghandiville. And by the way, when I say that, it's not offensive.
Raj: Oh, Bella, don’t you see? Edward’s only pushing you away because he loves you.
Page: Here’s my I.D.
Sheldon: And here is my Justice League membership card, but that doesn't prove I know Batman.
Page: Would you characterize him as responsible?
Sheldon: I’m going to answer that with a visual aid. This is my nine-disc complete Lord of the Rings trilogy blu-ray set. Mr. Wolowitz borrowed it, damaged plastic retention hub number three, and then returned it to me, hoping I wouldn’t notice. Would you characterize that as responsible?
Page: That’s really not the sort of thing we’re interested in.
Sheldon: You heard me say blu-ray, right?
Raj: I may have gotten a little tipsy when I talked to her.
Leonard: And I may have hit on her a little bit.
Raj: I may have thrown up rum cake on her shoes.
Howard: I see. Well, it’s good to know, when I need you guys, I can always count on you to step up and ruin everything.
Sheldon: Howard Joel Wolowitz. H is for honesty, of which he has much. O’s for outstanding, which he is such. W’s for witty, he’s quick with a joke. A’s for artistic, his ability…
Page: I’m sorry, Dr. Cooper, this matter is already closed.
Sheldon: But I still have rd Joel Wolowitz left to go.
Penny: What can I get you?
Sheldon: Alcohol.
Penny: Could you be a little more specific?
Sheldon: Ethyl alcohol. 40 millilitres.
Sheldon: Penny, you face failure on a daily basis. How do you cope?
Penny: I drink.
Sheldon: To drinking.
Howard: You’re giving me a couch cushion?
Sheldon: No. The cushion is merely symbolic. I’m giving you my spot on the couch.
Howard: But you love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother, my feelings for my spot are much greater.
Raj: Oh, my God, dude. Now you have to forgive him.
Raj: I haven't cried this hard since Toy Story 3!
Penny: How long was it?
Leonard: 94 seconds!
5/08/2011
Zip your lip
Raj: Hands off my sister!
Sheldon: Why would I touch your sister? She's all covered in airplane germs.
Raj: Did you pinky swear?
Raj: I don't think we're going to do that.
Sheldon: Do you just hate fun?
Sheldon: Leonard, I’m trapped in quicksand, the axe is dragging me down.
Leonard: Drop axe.
Sheldon: Drop axe. Brilliant.
Leonard: I'm sorry.
Raj's sister: Why do you say that?
Leonard: When I'm in bed with a girl, that's just my natural response.
Leonard: You know, I was thinking, there are some great research facilities in India.
Priya: Where are you going with this, Leonard?
Leonard: Well, I’m just saying, I don’t have any real ties here, so if I were to move to New Delhi we could, you know, go out.
Priya: Leonard, didn’t we have this conversation five years ago.
Leonard: Well, yes, but, things have changed, you know, you’re older, I’m older. Look, no more superhero bedsheets.
Priya: I could never bring a white boy home to my parents. They’d have a cow. Which is a much bigger deal in India.
Sheldon: And to think, I was about to waste the last of my good haemorrhoid cream on you!
Leonard: I'm the Darth Vadar of Pasadena!
Sheldon: You're far too short to be Darth Vadar!
Sheldon: You know I can’t keep a secret.
Leonard: You can if you try. Think about it this way, if I were Batman and you were Alfred, you’d keep that secret. Right?
Sheldon: Why do you get to be Batman?
Leonard: Because, well, Batman has the secret.
Sheldon: Well Alfred has secrets too.
Leonard: Like what?
Sheldon: Alfred knows that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl. Which I’ve now just told to Batman. See, I can’t keep a secret.
Leonard: To her, I’m a forbidden piece of white chocolate.
Leonard: Was it out of respect that you didn’t tell Raj about the time you dropped his iPhone in a urinal?
Raj: Dude! I put that thing on my face!
Sheldon: I think a more amusing violation of Raj’s trust is when Howard convinced him that foreigners give presents to Americans on Thanksgiving.
Howard: Hey, I didn’t see you giving back your Snoopy snowcone maker.
Raj: That was all a lie? This year’s gifts are already wrapped!
Howard: And as long as we’re talking about betraying our friends, how about the month Sheldon spent grinding up insects and mixing them into Leonard’s food.
Sheldon: Well, excuse me. That was not a betrayal, that was an experiment to determine at what concentration food starts tasting mothy.
Leonard: You put moths in my food?
Sheldon: For science.
Sheldon: Why would I touch your sister? She's all covered in airplane germs.
Raj: Did you pinky swear?
Raj: I don't think we're going to do that.
Sheldon: Do you just hate fun?
Sheldon: Leonard, I’m trapped in quicksand, the axe is dragging me down.
Leonard: Drop axe.
Sheldon: Drop axe. Brilliant.
Leonard: I'm sorry.
Raj's sister: Why do you say that?
Leonard: When I'm in bed with a girl, that's just my natural response.
Leonard: You know, I was thinking, there are some great research facilities in India.
Priya: Where are you going with this, Leonard?
Leonard: Well, I’m just saying, I don’t have any real ties here, so if I were to move to New Delhi we could, you know, go out.
Priya: Leonard, didn’t we have this conversation five years ago.
Leonard: Well, yes, but, things have changed, you know, you’re older, I’m older. Look, no more superhero bedsheets.
Priya: I could never bring a white boy home to my parents. They’d have a cow. Which is a much bigger deal in India.
Sheldon: And to think, I was about to waste the last of my good haemorrhoid cream on you!
Leonard: I'm the Darth Vadar of Pasadena!
Sheldon: You're far too short to be Darth Vadar!
Sheldon: You know I can’t keep a secret.
Leonard: You can if you try. Think about it this way, if I were Batman and you were Alfred, you’d keep that secret. Right?
Sheldon: Why do you get to be Batman?
Leonard: Because, well, Batman has the secret.
Sheldon: Well Alfred has secrets too.
Leonard: Like what?
Sheldon: Alfred knows that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl. Which I’ve now just told to Batman. See, I can’t keep a secret.
Leonard: To her, I’m a forbidden piece of white chocolate.
Leonard: Was it out of respect that you didn’t tell Raj about the time you dropped his iPhone in a urinal?
Raj: Dude! I put that thing on my face!
Sheldon: I think a more amusing violation of Raj’s trust is when Howard convinced him that foreigners give presents to Americans on Thanksgiving.
Howard: Hey, I didn’t see you giving back your Snoopy snowcone maker.
Raj: That was all a lie? This year’s gifts are already wrapped!
Howard: And as long as we’re talking about betraying our friends, how about the month Sheldon spent grinding up insects and mixing them into Leonard’s food.
Sheldon: Well, excuse me. That was not a betrayal, that was an experiment to determine at what concentration food starts tasting mothy.
Leonard: You put moths in my food?
Sheldon: For science.
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- tax free, sommar på flaska
- burk högtalare
- 1, 2, 3 förfester
- disco
- soluppgång på däck
- bio planer
- parfym provning och snus
- tappat rösten
- bufé frukost
- catcha bruna
- 2,5 timmars sömn (halv elva till ett)
- huvudvärk
- te och kortspel
- åland guide
- chloé, ahlgrens bilar och 24 pack
klockan 20.00
5/07/2011
Tedious
Leonard: All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably make an actual Hulk.
Leonard: What do I have to be jealous of?
Sheldon: I have a functioning and satisfying relationship with a female. You have none.
Leonard: Sheldon, I’m just not dating someone right now. I don’t need to go to a senior centre.
Sheldon: Meemaw resisted at first, but now she loves it.
Leonard: Fine. If I don’t meet someone soon, you can put me in a home.
Sheldon: It’s not a home. It’s a senior centre. We’d never put Meemaw in a home!
Leonard: How could you have a girlfriend? You can’t even speak to women.
Raj: Ok, two words. Deaf chick. It doesn't matter if I can't talk because she can't hear me.
Leonard: What?
Raj: That's what she said.
Leonard: How do I look?
Sheldon: As if one of the plants from Invasion of the Body Snatchers duplicated you in every way, only with an absurd amount of hair gel.
Sheldon: His exact words were "Got your back Jack. Bitches be crazy!"
Sheldon: The key to a good lie lies in the details.
Joy: First thing you need to know about me, I’m hilarious.
Joy: This lobster’s good on the way down and the way up.
Leonard: Should be, it’s thirty dollars a pound.
Sheldon: You haven’t fallen hopelessly in love with me?
Amy: Don’t be absurd.
Sheldon: It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.
Leonard: What do I have to be jealous of?
Sheldon: I have a functioning and satisfying relationship with a female. You have none.
Leonard: Sheldon, I’m just not dating someone right now. I don’t need to go to a senior centre.
Sheldon: Meemaw resisted at first, but now she loves it.
Leonard: Fine. If I don’t meet someone soon, you can put me in a home.
Sheldon: It’s not a home. It’s a senior centre. We’d never put Meemaw in a home!
Leonard: How could you have a girlfriend? You can’t even speak to women.
Raj: Ok, two words. Deaf chick. It doesn't matter if I can't talk because she can't hear me.
Leonard: What?
Raj: That's what she said.
Leonard: How do I look?
Sheldon: As if one of the plants from Invasion of the Body Snatchers duplicated you in every way, only with an absurd amount of hair gel.
Sheldon: His exact words were "Got your back Jack. Bitches be crazy!"
Sheldon: The key to a good lie lies in the details.
Joy: First thing you need to know about me, I’m hilarious.
Joy: This lobster’s good on the way down and the way up.
Leonard: Should be, it’s thirty dollars a pound.
Sheldon: You haven’t fallen hopelessly in love with me?
Amy: Don’t be absurd.
Sheldon: It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.
He won. Suck it up.
Howard: How am I going to play this? Sophisticated and relaxed? Friendly, noncommittal? Cold and distant?
Bernadette: Hi, guys.
Leonard: Hey.
Sheldon: Hello. I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened.
Raj: It’s one of his best moves.
Penny: Howard, if you want my help, I’ve got to know what happened.
Howard: But it’s embarrassing.
Penny: Yeah, that’s what I’m counting on. Spill.
Howard: Did you know that the characters in the game can have sex with each other?
Penny: Oh, God. I think I see where this is going.
Howard: Her name was Glissinda the Troll. Bernadette walked in on me while we were doing the cyber-nasty under the Bridge of Souls.
Penny: Oh, you’re right. That is so embarrassing.
Howard: For all we know Lucinda the Troll wasn't even a real woman. She could have been a fifty year old truck driver from New Jersey.
Penny: Really? And that didn’t make her feel better?
Leonard: So anyway, Howard asked Penny to talk to Bernadette, and she did, and Bernadette agreed to meet him for a cup of coffee.
Sheldon: One question.
Leonard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Why on earth are you telling me all this?
Leonard: I don’t know. Sometimes your movements are so lifelike, I forget you’re not a real boy.
Sheldon: This isn’t a desk. This is a Brobdingnagian monstrosity.
Raj: Is that the American idiom for giant, big-ass desk?
Sheldon: How did you even get it in here?
Raj: That’s for me, Ramon, Julio, Jesus and Rodrigo to know and you to find out.
Sheldon: Why do you even want this here? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose.
Raj: Well, seeing as its purpose was to piss you off, I’d say it’s spot-on.
Bernadette: Howard, you did have a real woman. I was right there in the next room while you were clicking that troll’s brains out.
Bernadette: Howard, a girl doesn’t go out with a man like you, with your looks, your fancy patter and your tight hoochie pants if she’s not expecting him to eventually make the move.
Howard: Really?
Bernadette: Really.
Howard: Son of a bitch.
Howard: Yeah, we had a really great talk, and we’re gonna start seeing each other again.
Leonard: Oh, congratulations. Have you broken it to the troll yet?
Howard: You’re, like, a quarter of an inch taller than me.
Leonard: Yeah, and don’t you forget it.
Bernadette: Hi, guys.
Leonard: Hey.
Sheldon: Hello. I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened.
Raj: It’s one of his best moves.
Penny: Howard, if you want my help, I’ve got to know what happened.
Howard: But it’s embarrassing.
Penny: Yeah, that’s what I’m counting on. Spill.
Howard: Did you know that the characters in the game can have sex with each other?
Penny: Oh, God. I think I see where this is going.
Howard: Her name was Glissinda the Troll. Bernadette walked in on me while we were doing the cyber-nasty under the Bridge of Souls.
Penny: Oh, you’re right. That is so embarrassing.
Howard: For all we know Lucinda the Troll wasn't even a real woman. She could have been a fifty year old truck driver from New Jersey.
Penny: Really? And that didn’t make her feel better?
Leonard: So anyway, Howard asked Penny to talk to Bernadette, and she did, and Bernadette agreed to meet him for a cup of coffee.
Sheldon: One question.
Leonard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Why on earth are you telling me all this?
Leonard: I don’t know. Sometimes your movements are so lifelike, I forget you’re not a real boy.
Sheldon: This isn’t a desk. This is a Brobdingnagian monstrosity.
Raj: Is that the American idiom for giant, big-ass desk?
Sheldon: How did you even get it in here?
Raj: That’s for me, Ramon, Julio, Jesus and Rodrigo to know and you to find out.
Sheldon: Why do you even want this here? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose.
Raj: Well, seeing as its purpose was to piss you off, I’d say it’s spot-on.
Bernadette: Howard, you did have a real woman. I was right there in the next room while you were clicking that troll’s brains out.
Bernadette: Howard, a girl doesn’t go out with a man like you, with your looks, your fancy patter and your tight hoochie pants if she’s not expecting him to eventually make the move.
Howard: Really?
Bernadette: Really.
Howard: Son of a bitch.
Howard: Yeah, we had a really great talk, and we’re gonna start seeing each other again.
Leonard: Oh, congratulations. Have you broken it to the troll yet?
Howard: You’re, like, a quarter of an inch taller than me.
Leonard: Yeah, and don’t you forget it.
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