High IQ sperm bank

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Pelly: So you're like one of those, beautiful mind, genius guys.
Sheldon: Yeah.

the big bang theory
Sheldon e så min favorit. man kan inte få för mycket av honom.

Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

Leonard: I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You're lactose-intolerant.
Leonard: I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea.

Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting development.
Leonard: How so?
Sheldon: It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.

Leonard: What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? I'm a male and she's a female.
Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species.

åh. duschdraperiet och darth vader shampoo.

Leonard: Our children will be smart and beautiful!
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.