My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.

Howard: Actual women are the best.
Sheldon: I don’t understand. What other kind of women are there?
Leonard: Howard, artificial women are your department. You want to take this?

Leonard: We’re planning to have sex right on the salad bar.

Raj: We would just walk around and see what’s what.
Sheldon: That’s a semantically null sentence.

Raj: I don’t want to go to Flatland.

Raj: Come on, let’s get a drink.
Sheldon: I don’t drink.
Raj: Yeah, well I do. And when my wingman is carrying a Green Lantern lantern, I drink a lot.

Raj: Okay, let’s check out the females.
Sheldon: All right. There’s a female.
Raj: That’s Professor Wilkinson’s wife, she’s like 80 years old.
Sheldon: But she’s female. Isn’t that the game?

Leonard: What's going on?
Sheldon: We scored. I'm the wingman.

Leonard: What am I supposed to do, pretend I believe something I don’t whenever I’m with Penny?
Howard: Hey, I’m sure Penny fakes all kinds of things when she’s with you.

Leonard: What is that?
Howard: Your new girlfriend. Have fun tonight.

Sheldon: It’s taking forever to load the new operating system on my computer. I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom, and now I thought I’d learn Finnish.

Sheldon: Hulk agree to second date with puny humans!