Sheldon: Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant, I must forfeit.
Howard: We get some girls over here and play Laser Obstacle Strip Chess.
Leonard: Believe me, Howard, any girl who would be willing to play that, you don’t want to see naked.
Howard: You underestimate me.
Penny: I don’t have to pay taxes on this stuff.
Sheldon: I believe the Internal Revenue Service would strongly disagree.
Penny: And you know about that stuff?
Sheldon: Penny, I’m a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.
Penny: Who’s Radiohead?
Sheldon: I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.
Leonard: Terrific, but that kind of raises more questions than it answers.
Howard: It’s a common stripper problem. They dance, they sweat, they clump.
Howard: Uh, pretty much any way I say that is going to hurt his feelings.
Penny: It kind of looks like the MySpace page of a 13-year-old girl.
Leonard: No, it doesn’t.
Howard: Please. Dateline could use it to attract predators.
Penny: Thank you, Penny Blossoms. These will be perfect to cover my bald spot. Aww, that is so sweet.
Penny: How are flower barrettes going to appeal to men?
Wolowitz: We add Bluetooth.
Penny: Since when do we offer one day rush?
Leonard: Amazon offers one day rush.
Penny: Yeah, but they don't have to glue the books together!
Leonard: Don’t yell at me. I’m not manufacturing. I’m just Web design.
Penny and Sheldon: She’ll be coming round the mountain.
Raj: You know, if I wanted to spend my Saturday nights doing this, I could have stayed in India.
Wolowitz: Oh, stop it with the fake third world crap. Your father is a gynecologist and you had a house full of servants.
Raj: We only had four servants, and two of them were children.
Sheldon: I believe I’m hearing some negativity on the factory floor.
Sheldon: Cause I sold my soul to the company store.
Sheldon: I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.
Howard: Penny, although you may find it hard to believe, we do have lives.
Howard: We get some girls over here and play Laser Obstacle Strip Chess.
Leonard: Believe me, Howard, any girl who would be willing to play that, you don’t want to see naked.
Howard: You underestimate me.
Penny: I don’t have to pay taxes on this stuff.
Sheldon: I believe the Internal Revenue Service would strongly disagree.
Penny: And you know about that stuff?
Sheldon: Penny, I’m a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.
Penny: Who’s Radiohead?
Sheldon: I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.
Leonard: Terrific, but that kind of raises more questions than it answers.
Howard: It’s a common stripper problem. They dance, they sweat, they clump.
Howard: Uh, pretty much any way I say that is going to hurt his feelings.
Penny: It kind of looks like the MySpace page of a 13-year-old girl.
Leonard: No, it doesn’t.
Howard: Please. Dateline could use it to attract predators.
Penny: Thank you, Penny Blossoms. These will be perfect to cover my bald spot. Aww, that is so sweet.
Penny: How are flower barrettes going to appeal to men?
Wolowitz: We add Bluetooth.
Penny: Since when do we offer one day rush?
Leonard: Amazon offers one day rush.
Penny: Yeah, but they don't have to glue the books together!
Leonard: Don’t yell at me. I’m not manufacturing. I’m just Web design.
Penny and Sheldon: She’ll be coming round the mountain.
Raj: You know, if I wanted to spend my Saturday nights doing this, I could have stayed in India.
Wolowitz: Oh, stop it with the fake third world crap. Your father is a gynecologist and you had a house full of servants.
Raj: We only had four servants, and two of them were children.
Sheldon: I believe I’m hearing some negativity on the factory floor.
Sheldon: Cause I sold my soul to the company store.
Sheldon: I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.
Howard: Penny, although you may find it hard to believe, we do have lives.
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