A virgin Cuba Libre

Leonard: Do you really need the Honorary Justice League of America Membership card?
Sheldon: It's been in every wallet I owned since I was five.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: It says keep this on your person at all times. It's right here under Batman's signature.

Howard: Is it just me, or does webchatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless.

Mrs Koothrappali: Do you remember Lalita Gupta?
Raj: The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable.

Sheldon: This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Yeah, I need to cancel my membership to the Planetarium. Yeah, well I'm sorry too, but there's just no room for you in my wallet. Yeah, I understand, but it was between you and the Museum of Natural History and, frankly, you don't have dinosaurs. Well I'll miss you too, bye bye. Okey, I know you're texting about me, and I'd really like you to stop.

Raj: What are you doing?
Howard: Don't worry, you'll thank me. Hello Lalita, Raj Koothrappali. Yes it is good to talk to you too. So, what are you wearing? Oh, not important, so, anyhow, when would you like to meet. Friday works for me. And I call you with the time and place, but in the meantime, keep it real babe. You may now thank me.
Raj: For what, making me sound like a Simpsons character?

Penny: I swear to God, Sheldon, one day I'm going to get the hang of talking to you.
Leonard: His mom's been saying that for years.

Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine... I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's... rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?

Penny: Okey, sweetie, I think it's the grasshopper talking.

Raj: It's a sweet green miracle.

Raj: How can I be a gynecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye!!

Sheldon: How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
Wolowitz: Every year at ComiCon. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house. Of course they prefer if you have a kid.

Raj: What just happened?
Leonard: Beats the hell out of me.
Howard: I'll tell you what just happened, I just learned how to pick up Indian chicks.

No liquids after 11pm.

Sheldon: If we're all through playing mock the flawed technology, can we get on with Halo night, we were supposed to start at eight, it is now 8:06.
Leonard: So? We'll start now.
Sheldon: Yes, first we have to decide if those lost six minutes will be coming out of game time, bathroom time or the pizza break.
Raj: We can split it two, two and two.
Howard: If we're having anchovies on the pizza we can't take it out of bathroom time.

Penny: She has absolutely no standards, this one time, she was at... where's Howard?
Howard: Bonjour mademoiselle, I understand you're new in town.
Sheldon: Oh good grief.

Leonard: Well, the only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.
Rajesh: Oh, great cut the foreign guy in half. There's a billion more where that came from.

Leonard: Wow Penny, you're on fire!
Penny:Yeah, so is Sheldon!

Sheldon: I don't know how, but she is cheating! Nobody can be that attractive and this skilled at a videogame.

Penny: Gosh, he's kind of a sore loser, isn't he?
Leonard: Well, to be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner.

Leonard: You know, Penny, we make such a good team, maybe we could enter a couple of Halo tournaments sometime.
Penny: Or we could just have a life.
Leonard: I guess for you that's an opition.

Sheldon: So, if there is an earthquake and the three of us are trapped here, we could be out of food by tomorrow afternoon.
Leonard: I'm sorry, are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay we might succumb to cannibalism?

Penny: Anything else I should know?
Sheldon: Yes. If you use my toothbrush I'll jump out that window. Please don't come to my funeral. Have a good night.

Leonard: Penny, you're always welcome to stay with us.
Sheldon: Oh, terrific, now we're running a cute little B&B.

Raj: Not only are there thousands of people starving in India, there's an Indian starving right here!

That's how we roll in the Shire!

Penny: I'm having a party on Saturday so if you guys are around you should come by.
Leonard: A party?
Penny: Yeah.
Howard: A boy-girl party?
Penny: Well, there will be boys, and there will be girls, and it's a party.

Howard: Gentlemen, to the sewing machines!

Raj: Or, we could walk right behind each other all night and look like one person going really fast.
Howard: No, no, no. It's a boy-girl party, this Flash runs solo.

Howard: Just a heads up fellas, if anyone gets lucky I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver.

Howard: I've got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.

Leonard: Come on.
Sheldon: Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?
Leonard: You. But I need a wing-man.

Kurt: You are lucky little dwarf.
Sheldon: He is a hobbit! Don't worry, I've got your back!

Leonard: What's that?
Sheldon: Tea. When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. 'There, there'. You wanna talk about it?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Good! 'There there' was really all I had.

Penny: Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive.

Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast.

Penny: Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello?
Leonard: Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.

Leslie: Come for the breasts, stay for the brains!

Sheldon: He asked her out once, it was an embarrassing failure.
Leonard: Thank you Sheldon.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry, was that supposed to be a secret?

Lesley: What can I say, I'm a passionate and impulsive woman. So how about it?
Leonard: Gee, uh...
Lesley: Is it the waitress?
Leonard: Penny? What about her?
Lesley: Well, I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her, which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction.

Sheldon: Hi Leonard. It's me, Sheldon. In the living room. I just, I wanted you to know I saw the tie. Message received. You're welcome. You carry on. Give my best to Lesley.

Sheldon: Someone touched my board. Oh God, my board. Leonard! Leonard!
Leonard: Hey, what's the matter?
Sheldon: My equations, someone's tampered with my equations.
Leonard: Are you sure?
Sheldon: Of course I'm sure. Look at the beta-function of quantum chrono-dynamics, the sign's been changed.
Leonard: Oh yeah. But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having?
Sheldon: Are you insane? Are you out of your mind? Are you... hey look, that fixes the problem I've been having.

Leonard: Sheldon, we have to go!
Sheldon: Boy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who just had sexual intercourse.

Howard: Hey, look it's Doctor Stud!
Leonard: Doctor what?
Howard: The blogosphere is a-buzzing with news of you and Lesley Winkle making eine kleine bang-bang music.
Leonard: Wha... how did it get on the internet?
Howard: I put it there.

Sheldon: Soup Plantation. You can't grow soup.

Hey, Whaddup science bitches?

Sheldon: You know, I'm not going to enjoy this party.
Leonard: I know, I'm familiar with you.

Raj: Oh God, look at this buffet. I love America.

Leonard: Howard brought a date?
Sheldon: A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.

Sheldon: I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
Penny: So you got canned, huh?
Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get 'canned'. But yeah.

Sheldon: This is great. Look at me, out in the real world of ordinary people, just living their ordinary, colourless, workaday lives.
Penny: Thank you.

Sheldon: I noticed that you purchase your tampons one month's supply at a time.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Well think about it, it's a product that doesn't spoil, and you're going to be needing them for at least the next thirty years.
Penny: You want me to buy thirty years worth of tampons?
Sheldon: Well, thirty, thirty five, hey, when did your mother go into menopause?

Sheldon: I read an article about Japanese scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jelly fish into other animals; and I thought "Hey! Fish night-lights".
Leonard: Fish night-lights ...
Sheldon: It's a billion dollar idea ... SHUSH!!!!

Mary Cooper: He gets his temper from his daddy.
Leonard: Oh.
Mary Cooper: He's got my eyes.
Leonard: I see.
Mary Cooper: All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.

Mary Cooper: I tell you, I love that boy to death but he has been difficult since he fell outta me at the K-Mart.

Mary Cooper: You know, you two make a cute couple.
Leonard: No, no we're not, we're not a couple, we're single, two singles, like those individually wrapped slices of cheese that are friends.
Mary Cooper: Did I pluck a nerve there?
Howard: Oh yeah.

Leonard: Sheldon, snap out of it!

She knows she's been Dated

Howard: Here we're gentlemen, the Gates of Elzebub.

Raj: Control, shift, B!

Sheldon: I am the sword master!

Leonard: Penny's fine, the guy she's kissing is really fine and...
Howard: Kissing, what kind of kissing? Cheeks? Lips? Chaste? French?
Leonard: What's wrong with you?
Howard: I'm a romantic.

Howard: Sheldon, if you were a robat, and I knew and you didn't. Would you want me to tell you?
Sheldon: That depends. When I learn that I'm a robat, will I be able to handle it?
Howard: Maybe, although the history of science-fiction is not on your side.
Sheldon: Uh, let me ask you this. When I learn that I'm a robot, would I be bound by Asimov's three laws of robotics?
Raj: You might be bound by them right now.

Leonard: Hey, what's going on?
Sheldon: The internet's been down for half an hour.

Leonard: We tried kissing, but the earth didn’t move… I mean any more than the 383 miles it was gonna move anyway!

Sheldon: Oh, I've seen that look before. This is just going to be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs, and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats.

Leonard: "She says, you don't know me and you don't even care... oh yeah."
Sheldon: Oh, good lord.

Leonard: You're right. I didn't ask her out, I should ask her out.
Sheldon: No, no, now that was not my point. My point is, don't buy a cat.
Leonard: No, but you're right. I should march over there and ask here out!
Sheldon: Oh, goody, we're getting a cat.

Leonard: How do I look?
Sheldon: Could you be more specific?
Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.

The pretty girl left

Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

Sheldon: Penny, I just want you to know that, you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.
Penny: What is he talking about?
Leonard: It's a joke.
Penny: I don't get it.

Leonard: I guess we'll just take [a TV cabinet] up [the stairs] ourselves.
Sheldon: We don't have a dolly, or lifting belts, or any measurable upper-body strength.
Leonard: We don't need strength. We're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever, and I can move the Earth. (Trying to move the box) It's just a matter of... I don't have this. I don't have this. I don't have it!
Sheldon: Archimedes would be so proud.

vill också ha ett star wars svärd som nattlampa och försvar. genius.

Sheldon: I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom is our living room and just outside our living room is that hallway and immediately adjacent to that hallway is [Penny's messed up apartment]!
Leonard: Do you realize if Penny wakes up there's no reasonable explanation to why we are here?
Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation.

Sheldon: If you have time to lean you have time to clean.

Sheldon: sarcasm?
Leonard: You think!

Leonard: You convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
Sheldon: You don't think that crosses the line?
Leonard: Yes... For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?

Penny: SON OF A BITCH!!
Leonard: Penny's up
Penny: YOU SICK GEEKY BASTARDS!
Leonard: How did she know it was us?
Sheldon: I may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.

Sheldon: Good bye honey puffs...helloo big bran.

Howard: Grab a napkin, homey, you just got served.

Howard: What's his problem?
Sheldon: His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.
Howard: Been there!

High IQ sperm bank

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Pelly: So you're like one of those, beautiful mind, genius guys.
Sheldon: Yeah.

the big bang theory
Sheldon e så min favorit. man kan inte få för mycket av honom.

Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

Leonard: I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You're lactose-intolerant.
Leonard: I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea.

Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting development.
Leonard: How so?
Sheldon: It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.

Leonard: What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? I'm a male and she's a female.
Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species.

åh. duschdraperiet och darth vader shampoo.

Leonard: Our children will be smart and beautiful!
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

PARIS

Fall 2011 Ready-to-wear by Elie Saab
det blir inte bättre än så här! <3

PARIS

Fall 2011 Ready-to-wear by Sonia Rykiel
I love Paris. this is my favorite part.