You really are a mean little man.

Bernadette: if she orders something low-fat I’ll totally give her the full-fat version. Leonard: My water. You’re drinking it. Sheldon: Dear Lord! Have you been drinking it? Leonard: Yes. It’s my water. Sheldon: Well, that’s it then. I’m dead. Sheldon: 'He drank from Leonard`s glass' - the words they will be carving into my tombstone. Sheldon: Gang way! Dead man walking! Sheldon: thank you for asking. I love you so much! Sheldon: Fire demon. Raj: Ooh, fire demon. Sheldon’s turning up the heat. Howard: Troll master. Raj: Check it! Howard pulls one out from under the bridge. Nice! Leonard: Water nymph. Raj: Oh, yeah, she’s got puddles in all the right places. Sheldon: Could you please play the game without commenting on every card? Raj: Sorry. Walking tree. Sheldon: Last one. Raj: I’m taking a stroll and I’m sporting wood. Howard: Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk? Penny: Oh you're going to jibber jabber about jibber jabber! Sheldon: I’ll sit over there, it looks cleaner. Leonard: Does your family have a history of heart disease? Howard: My family is the history of heart disease. There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this. Priya: What happened? Bernadette: Howard's mother had a heart attack because I have sex with him and she can't. Sheldon: I’ll give you $1,000 if you’ll drive me home. Leonard: I'm the king of foreplay. Howard: it’s the circle of life, sweetie. One day our son will marry someone and it will kill you. Bernadette: You're a putz! Do you what that means? Howard: Yeah. Do you? Raj: I got a colossal serpent right here. Raj: Rotting Zombie ... Sheldon's new Facebook picture! Sheldon: Zandor, wizard of the north. Ha! I win! Howard: If you skip the part about under a two week quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, ABSOLUTELY!